Lyrics of Nilsenbanden Og Dynamitt-Ali Sprenger Oljefondet - Don Martin, Boss Castro, Tommy Tee

Nilsenbanden Og Dynamitt-Ali Sprenger Oljefondet (original)

Alt er taima og tilrettelagt
Jeg har en plan oppi hatten og den klekkes snart
Ouuuf, dette er helmaks, men det må skje kjapt
Vi trenger fler lax, vi trenger fler flaks
Det er jo helt klart, jeg gjør hva som helst for dere
Men Edon please ikke få meg oppi no problemer
Hæ, problemer?
Å nei
Denne gangen kan det ikke slå feil
Hør 'a, jeg veit om noen som har penger så det monner
Nilsenbanden skal robbe Oljefondet
Nok av olje på dem, dem har bøffa'n sjøl
Du kan’ke eie olje, du kan’ke eie snø
Det virker ganske lø, men jeg kan`ke la vær`
Men dama lar meg sikkert dra hvis det virkelig er
Penger til gjøre dere rike nok begge to?
Oh, fanken vi ha’kke mere bensin jo
Her er Nilsebanden
Er’u rik så er’e kjørt
Vi er Nilsenbanden
Du har mer enn nok fra før
Her er Nilsebanden
Er’u rik så er’e kjørt
Sett deg inn i Pontiac´en, klampen i bånn
Shhhht — vi er gone
Sånn, sånn at alle kan få spise
Nilsenbanden, gjør oss fattige til rike
Og vi vil rive ned alle vegger og tak
For å få tak i alle penga best du steller deg bak
Sjefen som leder hele banden og aldri bremser
Stepper inn i stedet med skjerf og hettegenser
Alle er klare og har klart for seg hva vi skal?
Ja, da er det bare å sette i gang
Nilsenbandens siste stikk
Vi tar gull, går amok og for full musikk
Salaam, jeg har med dynamitt og Cognac
Med den blanding Ali får den safe opp kjapt
I mitt land jeg er bombespesialist
Jeg har en tic, tic, tic, tac, taktikk
Ingen har sett no, ingen har sagt no
Edon, Benny Tee og Kjell Castro
Ankommer åstedet null tre hundre
Med nok dynamitt til å få det dundre
Dynamitt?
Æ'kke det farlig?
Slapp av, vi har jo Dynamitt-Ali
(Salaam)
Idiot, klossmajor
Prøver du å tiltrekke deg PST nå igjen?
Vi skulle ikke sprenge hele oljefondet heller da
Drit i det, vi går inn 'a
Heei, her har det vært noen allerede
Det er ingen penger her, har sjekka alle steder
Men detta var en plan som ikke kunne gå galt
Men finansbanden har faen meg bøffa alt
Denne teksten kommer fra Rap Genius Norge!

(translation)

Everything is on time and arranged
I have a plan in my head and it will hatch soon
Ooof, this is full max, but it has to happen fast
We need more salmon, we need more luck
Of course, I'll do anything for you
But Edon please don't get me into any trouble
Hey, problems?
Oh no
This time it can't go wrong
Listen, I know someone who has money so it's fine
The Nilsen gang will rob the Oil Fund
Enough oil on them, the steak itself has them
You can't own oil, you can't own snow
It seems quite silly, but I can't let it be
But the lady will surely let me go if it's real
Money to make you both rich enough?
Oh, damn we don't need more gas
Here is the Nilsebanden
If you're rich, you're screwed
We are the Nilsenbanden
You have more than enough already
Here is the Nilsebanden
If you're rich, you're screwed
Get into the Pontiac, the cleat in the air
Shhhht — we're gone
So, so that everyone can eat
Nilsenbanden, make us poor into rich
And we will tear down all walls and ceilings
To get hold of all the money, you'd better be behind
The boss who leads the whole gang and never slows down
Stepping into the place with a scarf and hoodie
Everyone is ready and have made up their mind what we are going to?
Yes, then it's just a matter of getting started
The Nilsen gang's last stab
We take gold, go crazy and too full of music
Salaam, I have dynamite and Cognac with me
With that mixture, Ali gets the safe up quickly
In my country I am a bomb specialist
I have a tic, tic, tic, tac, tactic
No one has seen it, no one has said it
Edon, Benny Tee and Kjell Castro
Arrives at the scene zero three hundred
With enough dynamite to make it thunder
Dynamite?
Isn't that dangerous?
Relax, we have Dynamite Ali
(Salaam)
Idiot, bigot
Are you trying to attract PST now again?
We wouldn't blow up the entire oil fund either
Screw that, we're going in 'a
Hey, there have been some here already
There is no money here, have checked everywhere
But this was a plan that couldn't go wrong
But the financial gang has the hell out of me
This text comes from Rap Genius Norway!