| We like to sit in the winebars
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| And browse the new boutiques
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| Our concepts get old-fashioned
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| So we buy new ones next week
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| We visit our folks and friends in Hampstead and in Chelsea
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| We don’t go by the London transport
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| We hire fleets of taxis
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| Richmond (oh oh oh)
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| We’re all very smart
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| In Richmond (oh oh oh)
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| We are objects of arts
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| A walk along the Thames
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| A ride in my speed boat
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| Oysters in a trendy restaurant
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| I’ll flash a twenty pound note
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| They drool on our car, got me my brand new Lamborghini
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| With a tasty model next to me
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| Sipping iced Martinis
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| Richmond (oh oh oh)
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| We’re all cool and ever nice
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| In Richmond (oh oh oh)
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| We lead average pleasant lives, oh no
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| Ey!
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| So if you think you’re groovy enough
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| And provide us with some proof
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| There’s a few things that you’ll have to do first
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| If you wanna join our troupe
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| You’ll have to have a daily bath, that holiday in Malta
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| You’ve gotta have an ultra wide laugh
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| And dress like John Travolta
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| In Richmond (oh oh oh)
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| We all got the right credentials
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| In Richmond (oh oh oh)
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| Where the cigarettes are menthol
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| In Richmond (oh oh oh)
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| Where the breakfast’s continental
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| In Richmond (oh oh oh)
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| We’re well-balanced, we’re not mental oh oh oh |