| Women gotta stick together
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| Each and every day
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| Women gotta stick together
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| In each and every way
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| Females helping females
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| For the greater good
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| Sisters helpin' sisters
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| That’s called sisterhood!
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| Women have the power—
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| The power to make a change
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| Like this girl should pluck her eyebrows
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| And those jeans should be exchanged
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| You really need a size up!
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| Some girls are born tall and thin
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| And some are short and fat
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| This girl smells like sausages
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| But there’s nothing wrong with that!
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| Women gotta stick together
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| All across this land
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| Except Denise Martinez
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| That bitch I cannot stand
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| Oh, hey, Denise!
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| Hey, girl!
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| Females helpin' females
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| Like this girl here with the blotchy face
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| She banged her best friend’s boyfriend
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| In the bathroom of that half-priced sushi place
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| What?
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| Oh, you didn’t know?
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| So let’s all spread this message
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| Like Caitlin spreads disease
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| 'Cause a change is coming faster
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| Than Ashley drops to her knees
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| Together we can clear these hurdles
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| Except Marissa 'cause she’s four-foot-eight
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| We can climb every mountain
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| If the rope can support Haley’s weight
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| Women gotta stick together
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| Do everything we can
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| So if some weird troll named Rebecca moves here from New York and is all up on
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| my boyfriend
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| I’m gonna… lend her a helping hand!
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| Women gotta stick together
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| And tell each other the truth—
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| The truth is you’re all fat sluts
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| And that’s called sisterhood |