Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Our Twisted Fate , by - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Release date: 31.07.2019
Song language: English
Our Twisted Fate |
| We are merely pretzels |
| That is all we are |
| This woman’s obsession with us |
| Is frankly quite bizarre |
| We used to simply be |
| A starchy snack that people ate |
| But, now, we are a symbol |
| Such is our twisted fate |
| We’ve been smothered in the mustard |
| Of her quest for happiness |
| There’s a lot of pressure on us |
| This we must confess |
| We didn’t ask to be in charge |
| Of someone’s mental state |
| Just let us be some happy carbs |
| Spare us this twisted fate |
| We’ve been a-salted by her yearning |
| To make her life a cogent tale |
| Sure, it’s nice to be kneaded |
| But, now, the whole thing’s getting stale |
| Oh, can’t some soft and chewy pretzels |
| Finally get relief |
| We are hurtin' from the burden |
| Of being someone’s life motif |
| She should switch to pizza bagels |
| If it’s not too late |
| It’s the yeast that she could do |
| To save us from this twisted fate |