Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song So Maternal, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 02.03.2017
Song language: English
So Maternal |
| Parenting ain’t harrowing, demanding or traumatic! |
| Let’s face facts, moms say that |
| When they’re not this good at it! |
| Step aside ladies, give your babies |
| To a Carol Brady level matriarch |
| The only hard part of it is, how hard I’ll hit this |
| When I knock it out of the park! |
| Your hands (Raise ‘em up) |
| Your glass (Raise it up) |
| Low expectations (Raise ‘em up) |
| Your children, I’m gonna raise ‘em up! |
| It’s instinctual, I’m a natural |
| I am tireless multi-taskical |
| My mom gave the flame and it’ll burn eternal |
| Damn, I’m so maternal! |
| So maternal |
| So maternal |
| So maternal |
| (spoken) |
| Tommy, lunch! |
| You’re listening to «Mom Time Daily.» |
| And we’re so honored to have super-mom |
| Rebecca Bunch here on our podcast today |
| Rebecca, you are one of the most incredible moms I have ever seen, |
| even though you don’t have any children and you’ve only been babysitting for |
| less than an hour. |
| How do you do it? |
| First of all, I want to say what an honor it is for you to have me on your |
| podcast |
| You know, I guess I just instinctively get how to be a mom and that’s what sets |
| me apart from other «mothers.» |
| Agreed, other mothers are losers |
| Heh, yes |
| Gonna keep ‘em warm, gonna keep ‘em safe |
| Gonna keep their homework free of mistakes |
| If a kid get hungry, I’ll feed his face |
| A real wholesome meal—piece of cake |
| (spoken) |
| Here, have a piece of cake |
| (sung) |
| Energy (Let's bring it up) |
| The volume (DJ, bring it up) |
| My spotlight-light (God, bring it up) |
| Your children, you’re gonna let me bring 'em up |
| It comes easily, it’s effortless |
| Even Gwyneth said, «You're the best at this» |
| In her well-respected online journal… |
| Good God, I’m so maternal! |
| So maternal |
| So maternal |
| So maternal |
| So maternal |