Lyrics of Checco Rap - Checco Zalone

Checco Rap (original)

Io mi ricordo ancora
Quando stavamo inzieme
Che tu dicevi amore
Ti voglio tando bene
E io che ci credevo nonostante la gente
Mi diceva
Stacc accuort che a uaglion è un po' fetente
Lo diceva pure mia madre
Inzieme a mia cognata
Che lei sulle persone
Non zi aveva mai sbagliata
E litigavo con lei per difenderti sai
Che se l’avrei saputo ca passavo tanti guai
Ma quando che mia madre
Ti invitava per mangiare
I piatti tu alla fine
Non l’hai mai voluto fare
Facevi la penichella
Guardavi la telenovella
Sdraiata sul divano
Co telecomando in mano
Rit.
Quand’eri sfaticata
Ma io t’ho sembre amata a te
Che donna sfaticata
Ma io t’ho sembre amata a te
Quel lungo pomeriggio
Dendro l’ipermercato
A cercare lo stivaletto
Per l’abito tigrato
Da indossare al matrimonio
Di Carmela tua cuggina
Ti somigliava tanto
Quella granda bucchina!
Non perdesti l’occasione
Per guardarti al commesso
Ci facisti l’occhiolino
Volevi farmi fesso
Ma tu mo
Dimmi na cosa
Che ti credi che sono cretino
Ti piaceva quel commesso
Somigliava a Costantino
E tutte quelle volte
Che arrivava quello squillo
È un amica mi dicevi
Non scocciarmi stai trnquillo
Ma quel numero lo sai che io me l’ho memorizzato
Ed era maschio
Quando l’ho telefonato
Rit.
Quand’eri zoccolona
Peccato che eri bona
Che donna sfaticata
Ma io l’ho sembre amata
Ma poi mi ho liberato
Da queste frustazioni
Allora ti ho lasciata
Ed aggie scritt sta canzone
Dove voglio dirlo a tutti
Chi eri veramende
Dove voglio sputtanarti
Voglio dircelo alla gente
Dovevo sopportare
Inzieme alle altre cose
La voglia di parlare
Unita all’alitosi
Dovevo allontanarmi se levavi i stivali
I tuoi non erano piedi
Erano arme letali
E per giustificarti la puzza delle ascelle
Buttavi tutta la colpa
Ad un problema della pelle
E quanto deodorante
Quanto ne spruzzavi
Ma non ti serve a un cazzo
Se prima non ti lavi
GNORANTE!
Rit.
Quand’eri sporcacciona
L’igiene della persona
Nun zai manco dov'è
Quand’eri zoccolona
Peccato ch’eri bona
Quand’eri sfaticata
Ma io t’ho sembre amata a te
Quand’eri sfaticata
Ma io t’ho sembre amata a te

(translation)

I still remember
When we were together
That you said love
I love you
And I believed it despite the people
She told me
Stacc accuort that in uaglion is a bit stinking
My mother said so too
Together with my sister-in-law
That she about people
Zi had never been wrong
And I was fighting with her to defend you, you know
That if I would have known, I would have been in a lot of trouble
But when that my mother
She invited you to eat
The dishes you in the end
You never wanted to do it
You did the penichella
You watched the soap opera
Lying on the sofa
Co remote control in hand
Delay
When you were lazy
But I have always loved you
What a lazy woman
But I have always loved you
That long afternoon
Dendro the hypermarket
To look for the boot
For the brindle dress
To wear to the wedding
Of Carmela your cuggina
She looked so much like you
That big bucchina!
You did not miss the opportunity
To look at the salesman
You winked at us
You wanted to screw me
But you mo
Tell me what
That you think I'm an idiot
You liked that salesman
He looked like Constantine
And all those times
That that ring came
She is a friend you told me
Don't bother me, stay calm
But you know that number I have memorized it
And it was male
When I called him
Delay
When you were a slut
Too bad you were hot
What a lazy woman
But I have always loved her
But then I got free
From these frustrations
So I left you
And aggie wrote this song
Where I want to tell everyone
Who were you veramende
Where I want to screw you up
I want to tell people
I had to endure
Along with other things
The desire to speak
Combined with bad breath
I had to get away if you took off your boots
Yours weren't feet
They were lethal weapons
And to justify the stench in your armpits
Throw all the blame on it
To a skin problem
And how much deodorant
How much you sprayed
But you don't fucking need it
If you don't wash first
GNORANTE!
Delay
When you were dirty
Personal hygiene
Nun zai not even where it is
When you were a slut
Too bad you were good
When you were lazy
But I have always loved you
When you were lazy
But I have always loved you