Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song White Trash Christmas , by - Bob Rivers. Song from the album White Trash Christmas, in the genre White Trash Christmas |
| I’m dreamin' of a white trash Christmas |
| We’ll decorate the mobile home |
| There’ll be cousin’s kissin' |
| And front teeth missin' |
| And you’ll hear grandpa peein' in the snow |
| I’m dreamin' of a white trash Christmas |
| No Christmas card from my ex-wife |
| I did get a subpoena though |
| Our family tree is leanin' to the right |
| And we’ll all be playin' poker Christmas night |
| SpokenLadies and gentlemen, one of the Three Wise Men on harmonica! |
| (Harmonica Solo) |
| SpokenLets pick out a few presents now |
| We’re going to celebrate another white trash Christmas |
| With mad dog wine and miller light |
| And when our hound dog is howlin' through the night |
| He says may all your Christmas' be white |
| SpokenOh, ah, pay no attention to that? |
| all trespassers will be shot? |
| sign |
| That don’t apply to you Santa |
| Nice rack on Blitzen though |
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