
Date of issue: 29.08.2005
Record label: Warner Stategic Marketing
Song language: English
White Trash Christmas |
I’m dreamin' of a white trash Christmas |
We’ll decorate the mobile home |
There’ll be cousin’s kissin' |
And front teeth missin' |
And you’ll hear grandpa peein' in the snow |
I’m dreamin' of a white trash Christmas |
No Christmas card from my ex-wife |
I did get a subpoena though |
Our family tree is leanin' to the right |
And we’ll all be playin' poker Christmas night |
SpokenLadies and gentlemen, one of the Three Wise Men on harmonica! |
(Harmonica Solo) |
SpokenLets pick out a few presents now |
We’re going to celebrate another white trash Christmas |
With mad dog wine and miller light |
And when our hound dog is howlin' through the night |
He says may all your Christmas' be white |
SpokenOh, ah, pay no attention to that? |
all trespassers will be shot? |
sign |
That don’t apply to you Santa |
Nice rack on Blitzen though |
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Take a Whack on the U.S. Side | 1997 |
Baby Madonna | 1997 |
You Don't Smell Like Flowers | 1997 |
Spinning Reel | 1997 |
Free as a Turd | 1997 |
Magic Comet Ride | 1997 |
We Wish You Weren't Living with Us | 1987 |
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The Chimney Song | 1987 |
A Letter to Santa | 2007 |
Foreigners | 1987 |
A Visit from St. Nicholson | 1987 |