Lyrics White Trash Christmas - Bob Rivers

White Trash Christmas - Bob Rivers
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Date of issue: 29.08.2005
Record label: Warner Stategic Marketing
Song language: English

White Trash Christmas

I’m dreamin' of a white trash Christmas
We’ll decorate the mobile home
There’ll be cousin’s kissin'
And front teeth missin'
And you’ll hear grandpa peein' in the snow
I’m dreamin' of a white trash Christmas
No Christmas card from my ex-wife
I did get a subpoena though
Our family tree is leanin' to the right
And we’ll all be playin' poker Christmas night
SpokenLadies and gentlemen, one of the Three Wise Men on harmonica!
(Harmonica Solo)
SpokenLets pick out a few presents now
We’re going to celebrate another white trash Christmas
With mad dog wine and miller light
And when our hound dog is howlin' through the night
He says may all your Christmas' be white
SpokenOh, ah, pay no attention to that?
all trespassers will be shot?
sign
That don’t apply to you Santa
Nice rack on Blitzen though

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Artist lyrics: Bob Rivers