Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Merry Christmas Allah , by - Bob Rivers. Song from the album White Trash Christmas, in the genre Merry Christmas Allah |
| Christmas treats have all been baked |
| The fridge is stocked with booze |
| But I still have one wish to make |
| A big Noel to you |
| Merry Christmas Allah |
| We’re far apart that’s true |
| But that can change if we can arrange |
| Some mistletoe for you |
| Christmas lights on my street |
| I wish you could see |
| But Mecca’s so far away |
| I would serve the family lamb |
| Instead of Christmas ham |
| Just to make things okay |
| Still I wish you’d get into Christmas |
| Merry Christmas Allah |
| Have some eggnog too |
| Why not pick up a little Christmas tree |
| And buy your wives some new shoes? |
| My big desire |
| A worldwide cease-fire |
| 'Cause Santa’s up in his sleigh |
| And we wish you Merry Christmas |
| Merry Christmas Allah |
| Happy Ramadan too |
| Just one more wish on this Christmas Eve |
| Peace on Earth would do |
| And take this fruitcake too |
| Merry Christmas |
| Merry Christmas Allah |
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