
Date of issue: 10.11.1997
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
Getting Fatter All the Time |
I’m getting fatter all the time |
I used to be size 32 and I never gave |
My jeans used to fit, I looked cool |
Now I’m not the same |
Put on a few pounds, my shape’s getting round |
And lately I can’t see my shoes |
I hate to admit, but I’m getting fatter, fatter |
A little fatter all the time |
I can’t lose no weight |
Yes, I admit I’m getting fatter, fatter, I’m getting fatter |
I love to dine. |
That meat’s pretty cruel to my waistline |
I’m driving a steak through my heart |
Eating things that I love |
Man, I was lean but I dug french cuisine |
Now I’m big as the Michelin Man |
I admit I’m getting fatter, fatter |
I’m getting fatter all the time |
I can’t skip desert. |
Now, I don’t dare get on a ladder |
Fatter, I’m getting fatter |
It ain’t no crime getting so much fatter all the time |
I’m getting fatter all the time |
Fatter, fatter, fatter |
I’m getting fatter all the time |
Fatter, fatter, fatter |
Getting so much fatter all the time |
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