Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Be Claus I Got High, artist - Bob Rivers. Album song White Trash Christmas, in the genre Date of issue: 29.08.2005
Record label: Warner Stategic Marketing
Song language: English
Be Claus I Got High |
| I was gonna trim the tree, until I got high |
| I was gonna buy you a DVD, but then I got high |
| My presents ain’t wrapped up, and I know why |
| 'Cause I got high |
| Because I got high |
| Because I got high |
| I was gonna hang my lights before I got high |
| I was supposed to book my grandma’s flight, but then I got high |
| She’s sleepin' at LAX, and I know why |
| 'Cause I got high |
| Because I got high |
| Because I got high |
| I was gonna send you a card, but I got high |
| Put a lighted reindeer in my yard, but I got high |
| My jack-o-lantern's frozen, its still outside |
| 'Cause I get high |
| Because I get high |
| 'Cause I get high |
| I was gonna clean the chimney flue, but then I got high |
| I was gonna roll up a fatty too for the fat guy |
| I drank his milk and cookies, and I know why |
| 'Cause I got high |
| Because I got high |
| Because I got high |
| I was gonna go to midnight mass while I was high |
| I was gonna sit there and pass some gas while I was high |
| Now I’ll burn in h, and I know why |
| 'Cause I got high |
| Because I got high |
| Because I got high |
| I was gonna kiss my grandmas face, and then I got high |
| I was gonna eat her fruit cake too, then I got high |
| It tasted pretty nasty, but I don’t mind |
| Because I was high |
| Because I was high |
| Because I was high |
| I’m messin with Christmas songs because I’m high |
| I hope Afroman don’t take this wrong because he’s high |
| If I get a call from his attorney, well I know why |
| So he can get high |
| So he can get high |
| So he can get high |
| Hey is he really high? |
| Yeah, he’s high. |
| Fa la lalala s do da |
| Yeah, he really is high |
| Snoop snoop doggy do wah |
| Flippy de bird at you all |
| La da da da dah de dah |
| Doggy doo doo |
| Say mutt? |
| Say mutt? |
| Say mutt? |
| So all you kids, be real good, make your bed |
| That’s fantastic advice for all the children. |
| Hey man we screwed this up big time. |
| OK? |
| When grandma hears this, ooh man, I’m outta the will, ok? |
| No more sweet potato pie, brother. |