Lyrics of Mytho - Bigflo & Oli

Mytho (original)

C’est pour les potes d’un pote mythomane
Pire qu’une drogue à chaque fois ça finit trop mal
J’voudrais qu’il me l’avoue, qu’il m’le dise, c’est tout
Depuis qu’il ment comme il respire, j’m'étouffe!
Allo Docteur!
J’me sens mal
J’ai peur!
J’crois qu’mon pote est mythomane
Il déconne, j’le soupçonne depuis des mois
Je l’ai surpris entrain de répéter ses phrases avant de rentrer chez moi
Il commande une pizza mais dit que c’est lui qui cuisine
Pour faire croire qu’il est en couple, il traine en ville avec sa cousine «mais lâche-moi!»
C’est horrible, ça empire
Comment faire, fils unique il m’a dit: «Sur la tête de mon frère «!
Ça devient gênant j’te jure j’ai peur de l’voir
Mais c’est mon pote alors j’fais semblant d’le croire
J’entends oui quand il dit non
J’connais toutes ses mimiques quand il parle
En live de Miami à la piscine municipale
Putain!
Ça devient difficile j’perd la raison
Est-ce que c’est bien sa maison est-ce qu’il nous a dit son vrai prénom?
Je fais des tests, j’enquête, j’deviens parano
Quand il se tait, je sais qu’il en prépare un autre
Le pire, c’est que j’vais douter le jour où il va mourir
J’mélange le faux et la vérité dans tous mes souvenirs
Promis, juré, craché avec le sourire
Il m’fait même plus marcher, il m’fait courir!
On a tous un pote mytho
Tous un pote mytho
Si t’as pas de pote mytho
C’est que c’est toi le pote mytho
On a tous un pote mytho
Tous un pote mytho
Si t’as pas de pote mytho
C’est que c’est toi le pote mytho
Tous un comme ça
Une fille ou un gars
On l’aime même si il dit n’importe quoi
On a tous un pote mytho
Tous un pote mytho
Si t’as pas de pote mytho;
C’est que c’est toi!
Bon j’avoue au départ, j’pensais qu’il allait changer
Mais tu le connais à chaque fois, il finit par se laisser tenter!
Bon j’avoue au départ, j’pensais qu’il allait changer
Mais tu le connais à chaque fois, il finit par se laisser tenter!
Il a que des embrouilles, tu m'étonnes, tu m'étonnes
Vu que tous les jours, il mythone, il mythone
Il est fort comme un boeuf
Il fait qu’de grosses teufs
Il sort avec plein de meufs
Au moins vingt-neuf,"Au moins vingt-neuf?"
Aucun mytho n’est trop gros
Et quand on lui demande, il a perdu les photos!
Il a la classe d’un acteur, quand il joue
Il dit qu’il était dans le même club, que Zizou,"Ah ouais, j’le connais bien
moi."
Non mais attends, pourquoi tu mens
Ça fait dix ans que t’es remplaçant, sur le banc!
Il débite les conneries, toute la journée
Avec les potes, il nous pousse à bout
Faut qu’il évite, faut qu’il arrête, faut qu’on l’emmène voir un marabout!
Pas d'éthique, il empire, c’est pathétique
Il pourrait dire que sa mère est morte, pour un paquet de chips!
Parait qu’il est ch&ion toutes catégories
Que c’est le troisième frère, de BigFlo &Oli!
Et quand j’y pense, le pire c’est quoi?
Lui qui mythone ou moi qui y croit?
On a tous un pote mytho
Tous un pote mytho
Si t’as pas de pote mytho
C’est que c’est toi le pote mytho
On a tous un pote mytho
Tous un pote mytho
Si t’as pas de pote mytho
C’est que c’est toi le pote mytho
Tous un comme ça
Une fille ou un gars
On l’aime même si il dit n’importe quoi
On a tous un pote mytho
Tous un pote mytho
Si t’as pas de pote mytho;
C’est que c’est toi!
Bon j’avoue au départ, j’pensais qu’il allait changer
Mais tu le connais à chaque fois, il finit par se laisser tenter!
Bon j’avoue au départ, j’pensais qu’il allait changer
Mais tu le connais à chaque fois, il finit par se laisser tenter!
C’est pour les potes d’un pote mythomane
Pire qu’une drogue à chaque fois ça finit trop mal
J’voudrais qu’il me l’avoue
Qu’il m’le dise, c’est tout
Depuis qu’il ment comme il respire
J’m'étouffe!
On a tous un pote mytho
Tous un pote mytho
Si t’as pas de pote mytho
C’est que c’est toi le pote mytho
On a tous un pote mytho
Tous un pote mytho
Si t’as pas de pote mytho
C’est que c’est toi le pote mytho
Tous un comme ça
Une fille ou un gars
On l’aime même si il dit n’importe quoi
On a tous un pote mytho
Tous un pote mytho
Si t’as pas de pote mytho;
C’est que c’est toi!

(translation)

It's for the friends of a mythomaniac friend
Worse than a drug each time it ends too badly
I would like him to admit it to me, to tell me, that's all
Since he lies like he breathes, I'm choking!
Hello Doctor!
I feel bad
I'm afraid!
I think my friend is a mythomaniac
He's kidding, I've suspected him for months
I caught him repeating his sentences before I got home
He orders pizza but says he's cooking
To pretend he's in a relationship, he hangs around town with his cousin "but get off me!"
It's horrible, it's getting worse
How to do, only son he said to me: "On the head of my brother"!
It's getting embarrassing, I swear to you, I'm afraid to see it
But he's my friend so I pretend to believe him
I hear yes when he says no
I know all his facial expressions when he speaks
Live from Miami at the Municipal Pool
Whore!
It's getting hard I'm losing my mind
Is this his house, did he tell us his real name?
I do tests, I investigate, I get paranoid
When he's quiet, I know he's up to another
The worst is that I will doubt the day he dies
I mix the false and the truth in all my memories
Promise, swear, spit with a smile
He even makes me walk, he makes me run!
We all have a mytho pal
All a mytho homie
If you don't have a mytho buddy
It's that you're the mytho buddy
We all have a mytho pal
All a mytho homie
If you don't have a mytho buddy
It's that you're the mytho buddy
All one like this
A girl or a guy
We love him even if he says nonsense
We all have a mytho pal
All a mytho homie
If you don't have a mytho buddy;
It's you!
Well I admit at first, I thought he was going to change
But you know him every time, he ends up being tempted!
Well I admit at first, I thought he was going to change
But you know him every time, he ends up being tempted!
He's got a lot of trouble, you amaze me, you amaze me
Seeing that every day he mythons, he mythons
He's strong as an ox
He only does big chugs
He's dating a lot of chicks
At least twenty-nine,"At least twenty-nine?"
No myth is too big
And when asked, he lost the photos!
He has the class of an actor, when he plays
He said he was in the same club, as Zizou, "Ah yeah, I know him well
me."
No but wait, why are you lying
You've been a substitute on the bench for ten years!
He spouts bullshit, all day
With the homies, he pushes us over the edge
He has to dodge, he has to stop, we have to take him to see a marabout!
No ethics, it's getting worse, it's pathetic
He could say his mother is dead, for a packet of chips!
Seems he is ch&ion all categories
That it is the third brother, of BigFlo &Oli!
And when I think about it, what is the worst?
He who mythones or me who believes in it?
We all have a mytho pal
All a mytho homie
If you don't have a mytho buddy
It's that you're the mytho buddy
We all have a mytho pal
All a mytho homie
If you don't have a mytho buddy
It's that you're the mytho buddy
All one like this
A girl or a guy
We love him even if he says nonsense
We all have a mytho pal
All a mytho homie
If you don't have a mytho buddy;
It's you!
Well I admit at first, I thought he was going to change
But you know him every time, he ends up being tempted!
Well I admit at first, I thought he was going to change
But you know him every time, he ends up being tempted!
It's for the friends of a mythomaniac friend
Worse than a drug each time it ends too badly
I would like him to confess it to me
That he tells me, that's all
Since he lies like he breathes
I'm choking!
We all have a mytho pal
All a mytho homie
If you don't have a mytho buddy
It's that you're the mytho buddy
We all have a mytho pal
All a mytho homie
If you don't have a mytho buddy
It's that you're the mytho buddy
All one like this
A girl or a guy
We love him even if he says nonsense
We all have a mytho pal
All a mytho homie
If you don't have a mytho buddy;
It's you!