| C’est pour les potes d’un pote mythomane
| It's for the friends of a mythomaniac friend
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| Pire qu’une drogue à chaque fois ça finit trop mal
| Worse than a drug each time it ends too badly
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| J’voudrais qu’il me l’avoue, qu’il m’le dise, c’est tout
| I would like him to admit it to me, to tell me, that's all
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| Depuis qu’il ment comme il respire, j’m'étouffe!
| Since he lies like he breathes, I'm choking!
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| Allo Docteur! | Hello Doctor! |
| J’me sens mal
| I feel bad
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| J’ai peur! | I'm afraid! |
| J’crois qu’mon pote est mythomane
| I think my friend is a mythomaniac
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| Il déconne, j’le soupçonne depuis des mois
| He's kidding, I've suspected him for months
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| Je l’ai surpris entrain de répéter ses phrases avant de rentrer chez moi
| I caught him repeating his sentences before I got home
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| Il commande une pizza mais dit que c’est lui qui cuisine
| He orders pizza but says he's cooking
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| Pour faire croire qu’il est en couple, il traine en ville avec sa cousine «mais lâche-moi!»
| To pretend he's in a relationship, he hangs around town with his cousin "but get off me!"
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| C’est horrible, ça empire
| It's horrible, it's getting worse
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| Comment faire, fils unique il m’a dit: «Sur la tête de mon frère «!
| How to do, only son he said to me: "On the head of my brother"!
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| Ça devient gênant j’te jure j’ai peur de l’voir
| It's getting embarrassing, I swear to you, I'm afraid to see it
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| Mais c’est mon pote alors j’fais semblant d’le croire
| But he's my friend so I pretend to believe him
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| J’entends oui quand il dit non
| I hear yes when he says no
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| J’connais toutes ses mimiques quand il parle
| I know all his facial expressions when he speaks
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| En live de Miami à la piscine municipale
| Live from Miami at the Municipal Pool
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| Putain! | Whore! |
| Ça devient difficile j’perd la raison
| It's getting hard I'm losing my mind
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| Est-ce que c’est bien sa maison est-ce qu’il nous a dit son vrai prénom?
| Is this his house, did he tell us his real name?
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| Je fais des tests, j’enquête, j’deviens parano
| I do tests, I investigate, I get paranoid
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| Quand il se tait, je sais qu’il en prépare un autre
| When he's quiet, I know he's up to another
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| Le pire, c’est que j’vais douter le jour où il va mourir
| The worst is that I will doubt the day he dies
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| J’mélange le faux et la vérité dans tous mes souvenirs
| I mix the false and the truth in all my memories
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| Promis, juré, craché avec le sourire
| Promise, swear, spit with a smile
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| Il m’fait même plus marcher, il m’fait courir!
| He even makes me walk, he makes me run!
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| On a tous un pote mytho
| We all have a mytho pal
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| Tous un pote mytho
| All a mytho homie
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| Si t’as pas de pote mytho
| If you don't have a mytho buddy
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| C’est que c’est toi le pote mytho
| It's that you're the mytho buddy
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| On a tous un pote mytho
| We all have a mytho pal
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| Tous un pote mytho
| All a mytho homie
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| Si t’as pas de pote mytho
| If you don't have a mytho buddy
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| C’est que c’est toi le pote mytho
| It's that you're the mytho buddy
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| Tous un comme ça
| All one like this
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| Une fille ou un gars
| A girl or a guy
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| On l’aime même si il dit n’importe quoi
| We love him even if he says nonsense
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| On a tous un pote mytho
| We all have a mytho pal
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| Tous un pote mytho
| All a mytho homie
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| Si t’as pas de pote mytho;
| If you don't have a mytho buddy;
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| C’est que c’est toi!
| It's you!
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| Bon j’avoue au départ, j’pensais qu’il allait changer
| Well I admit at first, I thought he was going to change
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| Mais tu le connais à chaque fois, il finit par se laisser tenter!
| But you know him every time, he ends up being tempted!
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| Bon j’avoue au départ, j’pensais qu’il allait changer
| Well I admit at first, I thought he was going to change
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| Mais tu le connais à chaque fois, il finit par se laisser tenter!
| But you know him every time, he ends up being tempted!
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| Il a que des embrouilles, tu m'étonnes, tu m'étonnes
| He's got a lot of trouble, you amaze me, you amaze me
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| Vu que tous les jours, il mythone, il mythone
| Seeing that every day he mythons, he mythons
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| Il est fort comme un boeuf
| He's strong as an ox
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| Il fait qu’de grosses teufs
| He only does big chugs
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| Il sort avec plein de meufs
| He's dating a lot of chicks
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| Au moins vingt-neuf,"Au moins vingt-neuf?"
| At least twenty-nine,"At least twenty-nine?"
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| Aucun mytho n’est trop gros
| No myth is too big
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| Et quand on lui demande, il a perdu les photos!
| And when asked, he lost the photos!
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| Il a la classe d’un acteur, quand il joue
| He has the class of an actor, when he plays
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| Il dit qu’il était dans le même club, que Zizou,"Ah ouais, j’le connais bien
| He said he was in the same club, as Zizou, "Ah yeah, I know him well
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| moi."
| me."
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| Non mais attends, pourquoi tu mens
| No but wait, why are you lying
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| Ça fait dix ans que t’es remplaçant, sur le banc!
| You've been a substitute on the bench for ten years!
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| Il débite les conneries, toute la journée
| He spouts bullshit, all day
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| Avec les potes, il nous pousse à bout
| With the homies, he pushes us over the edge
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| Faut qu’il évite, faut qu’il arrête, faut qu’on l’emmène voir un marabout!
| He has to dodge, he has to stop, we have to take him to see a marabout!
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| Pas d'éthique, il empire, c’est pathétique
| No ethics, it's getting worse, it's pathetic
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| Il pourrait dire que sa mère est morte, pour un paquet de chips!
| He could say his mother is dead, for a packet of chips!
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| Parait qu’il est ch&ion toutes catégories
| Seems he is ch&ion all categories
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| Que c’est le troisième frère, de BigFlo &Oli!
| That it is the third brother, of BigFlo &Oli!
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| Et quand j’y pense, le pire c’est quoi?
| And when I think about it, what is the worst?
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| Lui qui mythone ou moi qui y croit?
| He who mythones or me who believes in it?
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| On a tous un pote mytho
| We all have a mytho pal
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| Tous un pote mytho
| All a mytho homie
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| Si t’as pas de pote mytho
| If you don't have a mytho buddy
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| C’est que c’est toi le pote mytho
| It's that you're the mytho buddy
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| On a tous un pote mytho
| We all have a mytho pal
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| Tous un pote mytho
| All a mytho homie
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| Si t’as pas de pote mytho
| If you don't have a mytho buddy
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| C’est que c’est toi le pote mytho
| It's that you're the mytho buddy
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| Tous un comme ça
| All one like this
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| Une fille ou un gars
| A girl or a guy
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| On l’aime même si il dit n’importe quoi
| We love him even if he says nonsense
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| On a tous un pote mytho
| We all have a mytho pal
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| Tous un pote mytho
| All a mytho homie
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| Si t’as pas de pote mytho;
| If you don't have a mytho buddy;
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| C’est que c’est toi!
| It's you!
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| Bon j’avoue au départ, j’pensais qu’il allait changer
| Well I admit at first, I thought he was going to change
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| Mais tu le connais à chaque fois, il finit par se laisser tenter!
| But you know him every time, he ends up being tempted!
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| Bon j’avoue au départ, j’pensais qu’il allait changer
| Well I admit at first, I thought he was going to change
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| Mais tu le connais à chaque fois, il finit par se laisser tenter!
| But you know him every time, he ends up being tempted!
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| C’est pour les potes d’un pote mythomane
| It's for the friends of a mythomaniac friend
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| Pire qu’une drogue à chaque fois ça finit trop mal
| Worse than a drug each time it ends too badly
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| J’voudrais qu’il me l’avoue
| I would like him to confess it to me
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| Qu’il m’le dise, c’est tout
| That he tells me, that's all
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| Depuis qu’il ment comme il respire
| Since he lies like he breathes
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| J’m'étouffe!
| I'm choking!
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| On a tous un pote mytho
| We all have a mytho pal
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| Tous un pote mytho
| All a mytho homie
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| Si t’as pas de pote mytho
| If you don't have a mytho buddy
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| C’est que c’est toi le pote mytho
| It's that you're the mytho buddy
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| On a tous un pote mytho
| We all have a mytho pal
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| Tous un pote mytho
| All a mytho homie
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| Si t’as pas de pote mytho
| If you don't have a mytho buddy
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| C’est que c’est toi le pote mytho
| It's that you're the mytho buddy
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| Tous un comme ça
| All one like this
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| Une fille ou un gars
| A girl or a guy
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| On l’aime même si il dit n’importe quoi
| We love him even if he says nonsense
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| On a tous un pote mytho
| We all have a mytho pal
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| Tous un pote mytho
| All a mytho homie
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| Si t’as pas de pote mytho;
| If you don't have a mytho buddy;
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| C’est que c’est toi! | It's you! |