Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song One More Minute, artist - "Weird Al" Yankovic. Date of issue: 17.10.2010
Song language: English
One More Minute |
| 'Cause you found a brand new lover |
| You decided that I’m not your kind |
| So I pulled (I pulled), your name out (Name out), of my Rolodex |
| And I tore all your pictures in two |
| And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go |
| Just because it reminds me of you |
| That’s right (That's right), you ain’t gonna see me cryin' |
| I’m glad (I'm glad), that you found somebody new |
| 'Cause I’d rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass |
| Than spend… one more minute… with you |
| I guess I might seem kind of bitter |
| You got me feeling down in the dumps |
| 'Cause I’m stranded all alone, in the gas station of love |
| And I have to use the self-service pumps |
| Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase |
| You ain’t (You ain’t) gonna break my heart in two |
| 'Cause I’d rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face |
| Than spend… one more minute… with you |
| I’d rather rip out my intestines with a fork |
| Than watch you going out with other men |
| I’d rather slam my fingers in a door |
| Again and again and again and again and again |
| Oh, can’t you see what I’m tryin' to say, darlin', I’d… |
| Rather have my blood sucked out by leeches |
| Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two |
| I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue |
| Than spend… one more minute… with you |
| Yes, I’d rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks |
| Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue |
| I’d rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades |
| Than spend, one more minute, with you |
| I’d rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands |
| And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die (gasp) |
| Than spend… one more minute… with you |