Lyrics Season 2 Finale - Cast of Galavant, "Weird Al" Yankovic

Season 2 Finale

Do you, good sir, take your social superior to be your wedded sp—
Yes, I do
For richer, for poorer
In sickness and health
Through rampaging Vikings
And cannibal elves
Through hobbits, and bikers
And dolphins with lasers
And mutants, and lawyers
And—
Oh my God!
Just kiss the bride!
Not yeasty!
Not musty!
So there’s the ever after
As promised all along
Who better now to wrap it up
And seal it with a song?
Except the monks
Hey, hey, we’re the monks!
That’s right, we’re the genre bending, Twitter trending
Bringing you the happy ending monks!
And a new season bursts all over the land
With new hope
Despite the whole feudal system
The true rulers reassumed their command
The old tyrants?
Frankly, nobody missed 'em
The winners, they took all
And all the losers, they got squat
(spoken)
Hey friend.
I’ve decided to go and rescue Madalena from herself.
Are you up for an adventure?
Definitely!
I was wondering when I was gonna break this armor in!
(sung)
And those who had redeemed themselves all got a second shot
(spoken)
I’ve got a line in the song!
They fina—
And two heroes got to hang up their swords
To live life, enjoying simple rewards
And true evil disappeared
Within a cloud of minor chords—
I’m here to see the DEL.
The Dark Evil Lord
And he’s been waiting for you
What is this?
Does it hold the dark powers of the universe?
Oh, sorry, no.
I can see why you thought that.
No, he just thinks you need to
accessorize.
He’s also a fashion consultant
Now come in, and he will begin your training to make you the most powerful
force in the seven realms
Nothing will stop me now
And now we’re almost done
Our tale completely spun
As buffed and polished as a royal jewel
There’s not much left to tell
And hey, that’s just as well
Unless we get one more surprise renewal
Now
We’ll probably have to go and get work
On some cheap-ass cable network
But
The door is not quite shut!
So if we make the cut
Here’s what you’ll see on Galavant