| The plot is gaining steam
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| So back to this old theme
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| Here’s what’s been happening on Galavant!
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| When we saw Izzy last
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| This guy had been outcast
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| He vowed revenge and fled to Madalena
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| He brought to her parlais
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| The Dark Dark Evil Way
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| Gareth’s against it, but the Queen’s insaner
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| Will she use it and go overboard?
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| Not if the man who wields this sword
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| Stands tall
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| The hero that they call
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| The one true king of all
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| Which brings us back to Galavant
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| And!
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| Our hero plows ahead
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| His army’s kinda dead
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| And yet his energy is far from flaggin'
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| King Richard rides with Gal
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| Bringing his lizard pal
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| Which may or may not be a real live dragon
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| Plus he’s got the sword, which you’ll recall
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| Means he’s the king who’ll rule them all
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| And so!
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| To war three armies go!
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| One evil, one so-so
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| One dead and led by Galavant!
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| Will Richard kill his former best friend
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| Who stole Queen and crown
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| And made him look buffoony?
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| Can Gal still win back the princess again?
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| True, they’re more than likely through
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| Unless he can redo
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| That really awful smooch-a-roony
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| And Sid is who-knows-where
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| Him and his awesome hair
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| Seeking redemption for a little while, and
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| Roberta said goodbye
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| Since Richard’s sure to die
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| And now she’s on her way to Spinster Island
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| Gosh! |
| So much to dump upon your doormat
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| In our half-hour sitcom format
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| Still
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| There’s plot holes we must fill
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| And though I doubt we will
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| We’re gonna try on Galavant! |