Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Comedy Gold , by - Cast of Galavant. Song from the album «Галавант», in the genre Музыка из сериаловRelease date: 01.06.2017
Record label: Hollywood
Song language: English
Comedy Gold |
| Jester: Comedy is easy once you know the basics. |
| Starting |
| with the concept of surprise! |
| Take what folks think. |
| Give it a wink. |
| You try it on now, for size. |
| Richard: Me? |
| What’s black and white and red all over. |
| Jester: I don’t know sire. |
| What is black and white and red all over? |
| Richard: Those guys after I behead them. |
| Jester: Comedy gold! |
| I’m tellin' ya, it’s comedy gold! |
| You’re killing it! |
| If that doesn’t slay 'em! |
| Richard: I’ll Murder you cold. |
| Jester: Swear to god it’s comedy gold. |
| Well, our work here is done so I’ll… |
| Richard: No… we’re just getting started. |
| Jester: Right… |
| Richard: Lesson Two! |
| Jester: Lesson number two |
| is also fundamental, |
| something that we call |
| the rule of three. |
| Set up the joke! |
| Give it a stroke! |
| Third time and Bang! |
| Richard: Yes, now me! |
| Three serfs walk into a bar, |
| The first serf orders a hard grog. |
| The second serf orders a hard grog. |
| The third serf orders a hard grog, |
| but he has no money, |
| and neither do the other two, |
| because they’re serfs. |
| Jester: Comedy gold. |
| Richard: Yes! |
| Jester I promise you, |
| it’s comedy gold. |
| Hillarious. |
| The crowd wil be rolling. |
| Richard: Or heads will be rolled! |
| Jester: Not with all this comedy gold. |
| Richard: More, give me more! |
| Jester: Props can be your riot, |
| ethnic humor |
| can’t deny it or a prat fall if it’s properly applied. |
| Depending on the veiwer take it blacker |
| work it bluer, or try an obzervational aside. |
| Richard: Haver you ever noticed how leppers |
| have pieces falling off of them? |
| I mean, what’s that all about? |
| Jester: Comedy Gold! |
| Richard: Comedy Gold! |
| Together: I’m Tellin' you. |
| Jester: It’s Comedy Gold! |
| Richard: Comedy Gold! |
| Together: No doubt about it. |
| Jester: Tallent like your’s, |
| sire, never gets old. |
| Richard: And if iit does, |
| You’ll never get old, because you’ll be dead when I execute you. |
| Get it! |
| Jester: Got it! |
| Richard: Good. |
| Together: Gonna be Killer. |
| Gonna be ace. |
| Folks dying of laughter |
| all over the place. |
| Richard: And if I get desperate? |
| Jester: A pie in the face! |
| Together: Tellin' you it’s Comedy Gold! |