Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If I Were a Jolly Blacksmith, artist - Cast of Galavant. Album song «Галавант», in the genre Музыка из сериаловIf I Were a Jolly Blacksmith |
| If I were a jolly blacksmith |
| What a happy guy I’d be |
| I would do all kinds of blacksmith stuff |
| In my blacksmithery |
| I would hit the thing |
| With the other thing |
| 'Till I made a different thing! |
| If I were a jolly blacksmith! |
| No, I’m not feeling it |
| Besides, I’d get filthy |
| There must be something better. |
| Ooh! |
| If I were a friendly farmer |
| Wouldn’t that be oh so sweet? |
| I’d be planting greens and lots of beans |
| And other things to eat |
| Then I’d plant some eggs, then a couple pigs |
| Then a yummy chocolate cake! |
| No, that’s not right |
| Besides, any moron can plant a cake |
| I want to be special, needed, liked! |
| I’ve got it! |
| If I were a merry brewer |
| That would be a grand career |
| I would pick the grapes and peel the grapes |
| And stomp them into beer |
| Dammit! |
| I don’t know how to do anything except be a king! |
| No one wants me to be a king |
| If I’m just a jolly nothing |
| What am I supposed to do? |
| I don’t have a skill, no niche to fill |
| No one to come home to |
| Don’t know where to go, don’t know how to fit |
| Don’t know who to even be |
| If I were a jolly tailor, juggler, barber, wet nurse, cesspool worker |
| Ugh, what difference does it make? |
| I would still be me |
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