| Wormwood: When you need a lift
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| When you’re feeling low
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| When you wish that things could go your way
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| There’s a little gift
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| Everyone should know
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| Try it, and it’s sure to make your day!
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| It’s called D’Dew, D’Dew, D’Dew!
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| Doo d’doo doo doo!
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| It’s the kind of voodoo—
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| That we few who do D’Dew do!
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| Is it evil?
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| Sure, it’s true
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| Still, good things ensue
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| When you do D’Dew D’Dew D’Dew!
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| It’s simple
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| Keep your shoulders straight
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| Madalena: Like this?
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| Wormwood: Lift your chin up high
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| Madalena: I’ll try
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| Wormwood: Think of all the happy thoughts you know
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| Madalena: Okay, just don’t let go!
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| Wormwood: Picture those you hate—
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| Madalena: Yup
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| Wormwood: Shrieking as they die
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| Madalena: Got it
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| Wormwood: Then just snap your fingers and hello!
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| And that’s D’Dew, D’Dew, D’Dew!
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| Madalena: Doo d’doo doo doo!
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| Wormwood: No one can pooh-pooh you
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| With this juju moving through you
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| Madalena: It’s taboo!
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| Wormwood: Well, whoop-dee-doo!
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| I don’t mind, do you?
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| Wormwood + Madalena: Not when you can do D’Dew, D’Dew!
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| Wormwood: And that’s D’Dew, D’Dew, D’Dew—
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| Madalena: Doo d’doo doo doo!
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| Madalena: Doo d’doo doo!
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| Wormwood: You can say adieu to
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| Those you owe an I.O.U. |
| to!
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| Wormwood + Madalena: Any dude who you’d undo
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| Bid him toodle-oo!
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| When you do D’Dew, D’Dew, D’Dew!
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| Wormwood: Your highness, that’s your cue
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| You know what to do—
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| Madalena: Time to use my new D’Dew doo doo |