| Jester: Yes! |
| Catfight!
|
| Gareth: Finally! |
| I’ve been waiting two seasons for this!
|
| Madalena: I don’t like you
|
| Isabella: I really don’t like you
|
| Madalena: I really Isabella: Really
|
| Madalena: Really Isabella: Really
|
| Madalena + Isabella: Want you gone
|
| This won’t surprise you
|
| But I despise you
|
| You want to see, step to me, 'cause it’s on
|
| Madalena: I’m thinner, cooler, clearly much crueler
|
| And check out the bling
|
| I’m your Kingdom’s new ruler
|
| Gareth: Boom!
|
| Madalena: Got a jeweler to pimp out your crown
|
| Isabella: This serf may be up but I’m taking you down
|
| Jester: Oh, yeah!
|
| Isabella: Enough pleasantry, you’re Queen presently
|
| But, hon, you’re just one of the peasantry
|
| Kosher as bacon and fakin' the funk
|
| Madalena: You’ll just have to deal
|
| Isabella: Oh, I’ll deal with you, punk
|
| I’m smarter, tougher, my biceps are buffer
|
| Your clever, whatever
|
| I’m clever enough-er
|
| Madalena: Except as a kisser
|
| I’ve heard you’re the worst
|
| Isabella: I still got the guy
|
| Madalena: But I had him first
|
| Isabella: That’s not all you’ve had, now, is it?
|
| The whole feudal system has paid you a visit
|
| Madalena: Yet it’s you who’s now royally screwed
|
| Isabella: You think so, ho?
|
| Madalena: I know so, prude
|
| Let’s see
|
| I’ve got the sharper weapons
|
| Isabella: Yeah, right.
|
| Madalena: I’ve got the fiercer horde
|
| Isabella: Right, but —
|
| Madalena: I’ve got your booty pinned against the wall
|
| Isabella: I’ve got the —
|
| Madalena: You’ve got nothing.
|
| Isabella: I’ve got the — the hero sword!
|
| That’s right, the one king to unite them all
|
| Madalena: You don’t have the bearer of the one true —
|
| Isabella: Oh, I most certainly do. |
| Don’t I, Jester?
|
| Jester: Uh, yeah. |
| Word up?
|
| Madalena: I don’t like you
|
| Isabella: I really don’t like you
|
| Madalena + Isabella: You really, really, really, really crossed the line
|
| And soon your castle and your ass’ll be mine
|
| I don’t like you |