| Track five and a bit
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| It’s a little bit shit
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| It doesn’t really matter 'cause it’s over quickly
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| It doesn’t really matter 'cause it’s not even strictly
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| A song
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| And it doesn’t last long
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| Track five and a bit
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| Track five and a bit
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| And you have to admit
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| And you have to admit
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| It gets stuck in your head 'cause it’s extremely catchy
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| The playing is poor
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| The lyrics are patchy as shit
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| So we really should quit
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| It’s just a silly song upon a ukelele
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| Sing along if you’re Australian or even Israeli
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| We called up «Weird Al»
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| And asked him to be on
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| He said he’d like to play it on his
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| Accordion
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| (Enter «Weird Al» and his accordion)
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| Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. «Weird Al» Yankovic!
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| Track five and a bit
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| Track five and a bit
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| You probably want to skip it
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| You probably want to skip it
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| We had a little tape left
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| We thought that we’d try it
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| And hide it away
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| 'Cause no one will buy it at all
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| Until we got a phone call
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| Track five and a bit
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| Track five and a bit
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| It’s gonna be a big hit
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| It’s gonna be a big hit
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| We might do a version with One Direction
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| So dedicate a section of your record collection
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| To it
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| Even though it’s still shit |