| Donald Trump
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| & Hillary Clinton]
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| Good evening
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| Well, first of all, it’s great to be with you and thank you everybody
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| This is it, your last chance to make an impression
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| So… let’s make it count
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| Okay
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| We know we’ve got lots of work to do
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| Let’s do this in B-flat minor
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| Such a nasty woman
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| He choked
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| Wrong
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| He choked
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| Wrong
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| He goes around with crocodile tears
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| Wrong, such a nasty woman
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| We have so many adversaries overseas
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| Can we all agree to be frenemies?
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| I would work with our allies in the Middle East
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| That’s the only way we’re going to keep the peace
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| Okay
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| Mosul Mosul Mosul so sad so sad
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| It’s a catastrophe so bad so bad
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| Can everyone achieve the
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| American Dream
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| Or should they sign up for my
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| Ponzi scheme
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| We are gonna go where the money is
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| Alright
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| We are gonna help small businesses
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| Our jobs are being sucked out of our economy
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| Right now our country is dying dying big league big league |