| Well, here’s a song about my friend called Gary Barlow and it’s true
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| I was expecting Robbie Williams, who the flamin' hell are you
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| I can’t believe you don’t recall
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| When we met in the village hall
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| It was so purely accidental
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| I’ve never seen your face before
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| You just barged in through the room door
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| I think you’re actually mental
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| What a shame you don’t remember
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| Our christmas dinner last December
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| I don’t have deja vu, haven’t got a clue
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| I just do not remember you
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| You’re just insane
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| Now, Gary, maybe you remember when we both worked in Top Man
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| And that drunk weekend when we both got taken home in a police van
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| Look, mate, I just don’t have a clue
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| Sorry I don’t remember you
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| Are you on heavy medication?
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| We went on holiday to Spain
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| Taught you to make quieche lorraine
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| I hope you’re on more medication
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| What a shame you don’t remember
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| Our christmas dinner last December
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| I don’t have deja vu, haven’t got a clue
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| I just do not remember you
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| How can I get through?
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| You’re just insane
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| I don’t know you
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| Please just go
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| Can we cuddle?
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| Err… No
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| Look can you just leave me alone, cos I am getting in a state
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| And I am going out for dinner and I don’t want to be late
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| Look can you just pretend you know me and I promise then I’ll go
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| Oh go on then
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| Thank you
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| It’s so great that you remember
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| Our christmas dinner last December
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| I know have deja vu
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| and remember you
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| But now you really have to shoo
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| Come on, together
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| It’s so great that we remember
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| The christmas dinners in December
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| I know have deja vu
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| and remember you
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| But now you really have to shoo
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| But please can I stay
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| Really you can now go away
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| Cos you’re just insane
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| Just insane
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| Woo Woo Woo
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| Such a shame
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| You’re insane
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| No, you are
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| No, it’s you mate
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| Actually it’s you
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| No, you are
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| Whatevs |