Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Living With a Hernia, artist - "Weird Al" Yankovic. Date of issue: 26.09.1994
Song language: English
Living With a Hernia |
| Ow! |
| Help me out, dig |
| All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere |
| Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones |
| He took my trousers off, told me to cough |
| Doctor says there ain’t nothin' to discuss |
| He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss |
| Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation |
| Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination |
| Living with a hernia, got to have an operation |
| Feel so old |
| Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane |
| Can’t run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall |
| Walk real funny, bless my soul, can’t play tennis |
| And it’s hard to bowl |
| You can’t even do the splits now, say it |
| Better call it quits now, now I’m sick of all this dancin' anyhow |
| Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location |
| Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation |
| Living with a hernia, got to have an operation |
| I live with a hernia, can’t get up, can’t bend over |
| Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute |
| You may not be familiar with the common types |
| Of hernias that you could get |
| So just settle down, let me clue you in there’s incomplete |
| Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, Richter’s hernia |
| Obstructed, inguinal and direct |
| Living with a hernia rupture |
| I said it’s causin' me such irritation |
| Living with a hernia, have to have my medication |
| Living with a hernia, I feel bad |