
Date of issue: 17.10.2010
Song language: English
Like a Surgeon |
I finally made it through med school |
Somehow I made it through |
I’m just an intern |
I still make a mistake or two |
I was last in my class |
Barely passsed at the institute |
Now I’m trying to avoid, yah I’m trying to avoid |
A malpractise suit |
Hey, like a surgeon |
Cuttin' for the very first time |
Like a surgeon |
Organ transplants are my line |
Better give me all your gause nurse |
This patient’s fading fast |
Complications have set in |
Don’t know how long he’ll last |
Let me see, that I.V. |
Here we go — time to operate |
I’ll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out |
And see what he ate |
Like a surgeon, hey |
Cuttin' for the very first time |
Like a surgeon |
Here’s a waiver for you to sign |
Woe, woe, woe |
It’s a fact — I’m a quack |
The disgrace of the A.M.A. |
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die |
Before they can pay |
Like a surgeon, hey |
Cuttin' for the very first time |
Like a surgeon |
Got your kidneys on my mind |
Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon |
When I reach inside |
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors |
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh |
Ooh baby, yah |
I can hear your heartbeat |
For the very last time |
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