Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Like a Surgeon, artist - "Weird Al" Yankovic. Date of issue: 17.10.2010
Song language: English
Like a Surgeon |
| I finally made it through med school |
| Somehow I made it through |
| I’m just an intern |
| I still make a mistake or two |
| I was last in my class |
| Barely passsed at the institute |
| Now I’m trying to avoid, yah I’m trying to avoid |
| A malpractise suit |
| Hey, like a surgeon |
| Cuttin' for the very first time |
| Like a surgeon |
| Organ transplants are my line |
| Better give me all your gause nurse |
| This patient’s fading fast |
| Complications have set in |
| Don’t know how long he’ll last |
| Let me see, that I.V. |
| Here we go — time to operate |
| I’ll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out |
| And see what he ate |
| Like a surgeon, hey |
| Cuttin' for the very first time |
| Like a surgeon |
| Here’s a waiver for you to sign |
| Woe, woe, woe |
| It’s a fact — I’m a quack |
| The disgrace of the A.M.A. |
| 'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die |
| Before they can pay |
| Like a surgeon, hey |
| Cuttin' for the very first time |
| Like a surgeon |
| Got your kidneys on my mind |
| Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon |
| When I reach inside |
| With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors |
| Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh |
| Ooh baby, yah |
| I can hear your heartbeat |
| For the very last time |