Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Grapefruit Diet, artist - "Weird Al" Yankovic. Date of issue: 31.12.2005
Song language: English
Grapefruit Diet |
| Who’s that waddlin’down the street? |
| It’s just me, 'cause I love to eat |
| Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham |
| Who’s real flabby? |
| Yes, I am! |
| Every picture of me’s |
| Gotta be an aerial view |
| Now my doctor tells me There’s just one thing left to do-- |
| Grapefruit Diet (Diet) |
| Throw out the pizza and beer |
| Grapefruit Diet (Diet) |
| Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here |
| Grapefruit Diet (Diet) |
| Might seem a little severe |
| Grapefruit Diet (Diet) |
| I’m gettin’tired of my big fat rear |
| Blow, flatty! |
| Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce |
| Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss |
| Walked down an alley and I got stuck |
| I got more rolls than a pastry truck |
| When I’m all done eating |
| I eat a little more |
| When I leave a room |
| First I gotta grease the door |
| Grapefruit Diet (Diet) |
| Can’t have another eclair |
| Grapefruit Diet (Diet) |
| I gotta decrease my derriere |
| I’m on a Grapefruit Diet |
| I’m on a Grapefruit Diet |
| I’m on a Grapefruit Diet |
| No more pie now |
| No more creme brulee |
| Lay off the gravy |
| And souffle |
| No french fri-yi-yies now |
| No ice cream parfait |
| Mr. Cheese Nacho |
| Stay away |
| Oh, I think I’d sell my soul |
| For a triple patty melt |
| But I need a boomerang |
| When I put on my belt |
| Grapefruit Diet (Diet) |
| Lay off the 3 Musketeers |
| Grapefruit Diet (Diet) |
| Until my big booty disappears |
| Grapefruit Diet (Diet) |
| Eat’em till they’re comin’out of my ears |
| Grapefruit Diet (Diet) |
| 'Cause I haven’t seen my feet in years |
| I’m on a Grapefruit Diet |
| I’m on a Grapefruit Diet |
| I’m on a Grapefruit Diet |