Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Ebay , by - "Weird Al" Yankovic. Release date: 17.10.2010
Song language: English
Ebay |
| A used pink bathrobe |
| A rare mint snowglobe |
| A Smurf TV tray |
| I bought on eBay |
| My house is filled with |
| This crap shows up in |
| Bubble wrap, most every day |
| What I bought on eBay |
| Tell me why |
| I need another pet rock |
| Tell me why |
| I got that Alf alarm clock |
| Tell me why |
| I bid on Shatner’s old toupee |
| They had it on eBay |
| I’ll buy your knick-knack |
| Just check my feedback |
| «A++!» |
| they all say |
| They love me on eBay |
| Gonna buy |
| A slightly-damaged golf bag |
| Gonna buy |
| Some Beanie Babies, new with tag |
| From some guy |
| I’ve never met in Norway |
| Found him on eBay |
| I am the type who is liable to snipe you |
| With two seconds left to go, whoa |
| Got Paypal or Visa, what ever’ll please ya |
| As long as I’ve got the dough |
| I’ll buy your tchotchkes |
| Sell me your watch, please |
| I’ll buy (I'll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy) |
| I’m highest bidder! |
| Junk keeps arriving in the mail |
| From that worldwide garage sale (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray) |
| Hey! |
| A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray (Oh yeah) |
| I bought it on eBay |
| Wanna buy |
| A Pac Man Fever lunchbox |
| Wanna buy |
| A case of vintage tube socks |
| Wanna to buy |
| (A Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre) |
| Found it on eBay |
| Want to buy |
| That Farrah Fawcet poster |
| Pez dispensers (and a toaster) |
| Don’t know why |
| The kind of stuff you’d throw away |
| I’ll buy on eBay |
| What I bought on eBay |