Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Canadian Idiot, artist - "Weird Al" Yankovic. Date of issue: 17.10.2010
Song language: English
Canadian Idiot |
| Don’t wanna be a Canadian idiot |
| Don’t wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut |
| And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head? |
| I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed |
| They all live on donuts and moose meat |
| And they leave the house without packin' heat |
| Never even bring their guns to the mall |
| And you know what else is too funny? |
| Their stupid Monopoly money |
| Can’t take 'em seriously at all |
| Well, maple syrup and snow’s what they export |
| They treat curling just like it’s a real sport |
| They think their silly accent is so cute |
| Can’t understand a thing they’re talkin' aboot |
| Sure, they’ve got their national healthcare |
| Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air |
| Then again, well, they’ve got Celine Dion |
| Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni |
| And dream of drivin' a Zamboni |
| All over Saskatchewan |
| Don’t wanna be a Canadian idiot |
| Won’t figure out their temperature in Celsius |
| See the map, they’re hoverin' right over us |
| Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous |
| Always hear the same kind of story |
| Break their nose and they’ll just say «sorry» |
| Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? |
| It’s gotta mean they’re all up to somethin' |
| So quick, before they see it comin' |
| Time for a pre-emptive strike! |