| If you saw him I bet You’d walk the other way
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| So sad and alone
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| With his hair overgrown
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| Like a stinky old toupee
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| But doggies have feelings, and doggies need love
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| And doggies like those deep fried treats
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| That come from up above
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| Ohhh! |
| Donuts for Benny
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| Please give. |
| a glazed to make his smile
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| Thank you, ma’am!
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| Poor troubled beast
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| Won’t you at least
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| Comfort him awhile?
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| Sir, can you spare a… donut for Benny
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| Please help my doggy friend
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| Thank you kind sir!
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| A honey dip would really help
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| His broken heart to mend… (2x)
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| Well just look at this pup
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| He is brightening up
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| He’s looking not so weak
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| Oh Benny!
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| His outlook was grim
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| 'Till you gave pastries to him
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| Oh look, he wants to speak…
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| Oh, doggies have feelings!
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| And doggies need love!
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| And doggies like sweet, doughy treats that come from up above!
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| Benny: (energize) Waltz me around again baby!
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| Around, around, around!
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| These donuts are dreamy!
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| Their filling is creamy!
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| Oh! |
| Don’t let my feet touch the ground
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| I feel like a ship
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| On an ocean of joy
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| I just want to holler out loud |
| «SHIP AHOY!»
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| Waltz me around again baby!
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| Around, around, around!
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| Lunt: Maybe… you shouldn’t have any more donuts
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| Townspeople: Oh, doggies have feelings
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| Lunt: No no no no! |
| Don’t give him any more! |
| It’ll make him crazy!
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| Townspeople: Doggies need love
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| Lunt: No, no more donuts for the dog! |
| Oh man, this is a terrible idea
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| Townspeople: And doggies like sweet, doughy treats that come from up above!
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| Benny: (energize) Waltz me around again baby!
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| Around, around, around!
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| These donuts are dreamy! |
| Their filling is creamy!
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| Oh! |
| Don’t let my feet touch the ground
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| I feel like a ship
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| On an ocean of joy
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| I just want to holler out loud
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| SHIP AHOY!
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| Waltz me around again baby!
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| Around, around, around!
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| Announcer: This has been «Helpful Humanitarian Songs with Mr. Lunt»,
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| tune in next time to hear Mr. Lunt say…
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| Lunt: Don’t.give…donuts…to dogs! |