| Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey
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| Was a really clumsy kid.
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| On the first day of first grade
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| I’ll tell you what he did.
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| He tripped over a pencil box,
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| Flew up in the air,
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| Landed on a kangaroo
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| Who pulled out all his hair.
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| He needed first aid in the first grade,
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| First aid in the first grade,
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| First aid in the first grade.
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| You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.
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| Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey
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| Was a really clumsy kid.
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| On the second say of second grade
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| I’ll tell you what he did.
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| He slipped on a banana peel,
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| Flew up in the sky,
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| Landed on a chimpanzee
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| Who poked him in the eye.
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| He needed first aid in the second grade,
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| First aid in the second grade,
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| First aid in the second grade.
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| You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.
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| Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey
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| Was a really clumsy kid.
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| On the third day of third grade
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| I’ll tell you what he did.
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| He fell out of a fishing boat,
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| Splashed into the sea,
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| Landed on a moray eel
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| Who bit him on the knee.
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| He needed first aid in the third grade,
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| First aid in the third grade, |
| First aid in the third grade.
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| You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.
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| Mr. Asparagus: «Twelfth grade!»
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| Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey
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| Was a really clumsy kid.
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| On the twelfth day of twelfth grade
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| I’ll tell you what he did.
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| He walked into financial aid,
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| Fell and broke a bone,
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| Showed them all his bills
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| And got a great big college loan.
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| He needed first aid in the twelfth grade,
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| First aid in the twelfth grade,
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| First aid in the twelfth grade.
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| You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.
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| You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid! |