| Seit Jahren suach i scho a Frau
| I've been looking for a woman for years
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| ‘s wird höchste Zeit i wer' scho grau!
| It's high time I'm gray!
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| Doch leider hob i bei de Hosn koane Chancen
| But unfortunately I had no chances with de Hosn
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| I bin scho demoralisiert!
| I'm already demoralized!
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| Jetz' sig i in am Inserat
| Now sig i in on the ad
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| De hättn was für mi parat!
| You have something ready for me!
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| A Partnerin für jedn Zeck, ganz ohne Fleck
| A partner for every tick, without a stain
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| Und außerdem mit Garantie!
| And also with a guarantee!
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| Glei hob i mir für wenig Geld
| I raised the same for little money
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| A Dolce-vita-Rita b’stellt
| A dolce vita Rita b'poses
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| Da Großversand löst mei Problem schnell und bequem!
| Because bulk shipping solves my problem quickly and conveniently!
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| I konn sogar in Ratn zoin!
| I can even go to Ratn zoin!
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| Dolce Vita! | Dolce Vita! |
| Dolce-vita-Rita!
| Dolce vita Rita!
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| Dolce Vita! | Dolce Vita! |
| Dolce-vita-Rita!
| Dolce vita Rita!
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| A so a Sonderangebot
| So a special offer
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| Huift unwahrscheinlich in da Not!
| Huift unlikely in need!
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| Da Großversand löst mei Problem schnell und bequem
| Because bulk shipping solves my problem quickly and conveniently
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| Und ois in Spitzenqualität!
| And ois in top quality!
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| Doch de Moral von dera Gschicht!
| But the moral of that story!
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| Glaub net ois was ma da verspricht!
| Don't believe what ma promises!
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| Kaum woit i was mit ihr o’fanga is d’Luft rausganga
| I hardly know what to do with her or there's air coming out
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| Und 's Dolce vita war vorbei!
| And 's dolce vita was over!
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| Dolce Vita! | Dolce Vita! |
| Dolce-vita-Rita!
| Dolce vita Rita!
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| Dolce Vita! | Dolce Vita! |
| Dolce-vita-Rita!
| Dolce vita Rita!
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| Dolce Vita! | Dolce Vita! |
| Dolce-vita-Rita!
| Dolce vita Rita!
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| Dolce Vita! | Dolce Vita! |
| Dolce-vita-Rita! | Dolce vita Rita! |