| I feel pretty,
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| Oh, so pretty,
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| I feel pretty and witty and bright!
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| And I pity
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| Any girl who isn’t me tonight.
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| I feel charming,
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| Oh, so charming
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| It’s alarming how charming I feel!
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| And so pretty
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| That I hardly can believe I’m real.
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| See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
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| Who can that attractive girl be?
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| Such a pretty face,
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| Such a pretty dress,
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| Such a pretty smile,
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| Such a pretty me!
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| I feel stunning
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| And entrancing,
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| Feel like running and dancing for joy,
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| For I’m loved
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| By a pretty wonderful boy!
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| GIRLS
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| Have you met my good friend Maria,
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| The craziest girl on the block?
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| You’ll know her the minute you see her,
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| She’s the one who is in an advanced state of shock.
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| She thinks she’s in love.
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| She thinks she’s in Spain.
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| She isn’t in love,
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| She’s merely insane.
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| It must be the heat
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| Or some rare disease,
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| Or too much to eat
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| Or maybe it’s fleas.
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| Keep away from her,
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| Send for Chino!
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| This is not the
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| Maria we know!
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| Modest and pure,
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| Polite and refined,
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| Well-bred and mature
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| And out of her mind!
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| I feel pretty,
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| Oh, so pretty
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| That the city should give me its key.
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| A committee
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| Should be organized to honor me.
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| La la la la I feel dizzy,
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| I feel sunny,
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| I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
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| And so pretty,
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| Miss America can just resign!
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| La la la la See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
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| What mirror where?
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| Who can that attractive girl be?
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| Which? |
| What? |
| Where? |
| Whom?
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| Such a pretty face,
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| Such a pretty dress,
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| Such a pretty smile,
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| Such a pretty me!
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| Such a pretty me!
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| I feel stunning
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| And entrancing,
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| Feel like running and dancing for joy,
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| For I’m loved
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| By a pretty wonderful boy! |