Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Wheaties Box , by - Rick MoranisRelease date: 16.01.2006
Song language: English
Wheaties Box |
| I can kick up my heels |
| I can raise a glass |
| To a good set o' wheels |
| I can ride a pony |
| And I can settle a score, between |
| A couple of friends, no more |
| And if I need to |
| I can walk the walk |
| And if you ask me |
| I can talk the talk |
| And if I have to |
| I’ll stand tall in these here socks |
| But I’ll never be on a Wheaties box |
| I can make a pie |
| I can help pick out an outfit |
| To match the color of your eye |
| And I can tie a roast |
| I can make four different lunches |
| And not burn the toast |
| If I need to |
| I can be a rock |
| And if you ask me nice |
| Well I would say, just knock |
| And if give me the keys |
| I can unlock all of your locks |
| But I’ll never be on a Wheaties box |
| I may not be an Adonis |
| I might not sink my putts like Tiger Woods |
| I may not have those washboard abs but I sure can do the wash |
| And my ironing is pretty good |
| I can prune the plants |
| I can stencil a whole floor |
| And not ruin my pants |
| I can glaze a room |
| I can weave a wicked tablecloth |
| On my antique loom |
| And if you’re cue is slipping |
| Here, take my chalk |
| And if you want a kung pao |
| Well lemme grease my wok |
| And if you really gotta have those Calloways |
| I’ll sell some stocks |
| But I’ll never… |
| No I’ll never… |
| Ti amo il mio caro ma il ill non e mai su una scatola dei Wheaties |