Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Asian Confusion, artist - Rick MoranisDate of issue: 13.06.2013
Song language: English
Asian Confusion |
| Let’s order in like we do every week |
| We can eat everything from containers |
| Speed dial five, I thank God I’m alive |
| It’s an Erev Monday morning no-brainer |
| Let’s order in from the regular place |
| It will be here in less than half an hour |
| How 'bout we get all the usual things |
| You are wonton, I’m always hot and sour |
| Sunday night Chinese food |
| Everything is greasy good |
| Don’t worry God is in Church all day today |
| Once a week is understood |
| I can’t believe it is already here |
| Maybe they’re not that busy, wonder why |
| I’ll get some cash, get the door, what’s the tip |
| Is he new or the usual guy |
| Sunday night Chinese food |
| Ending the week a perfect way |
| It’s the only thing Chinese that God likes to make |
| Right here in the USA |
| What is this dish, looks like squid in its ink |
| Lobster sauce, jumbo shrimp, crispy pork |
| This is not our food, call them back, where’s the bill |
| It’s for someone in the building named Schwartz |
| They probably got our Chinese food |
| Everything we ordered greasy good |
| Sometimes even God gets things the wrong way |
| Now and then is understood |
| I’ll get the door, it must be the guy again |
| To switch bags, give us our proper food |
| Look it’s the people from 23B |
| All this time I thought they were kosher too |
| Come in sit down, we have nice paper plates |
| We don’t ask, we don’t tell, have some soda |
| This is our place, yes, we’ve seen you around |
| We knew your mother, she looked a lot like Yoda |
| Sunday night Chinese food |
| Our weekly observant exclusion |
| God will be happy that we had you in our home |
| A bashert little Asian confusion |
| Sunday night |
| Sunday night |
| Sunday night |
| Sunday night |