
Date of issue: 13.06.2013
Song language: English
My Mother's Brisket |
The smell first hits me from five blocks away |
It’s Friday and I can’t stay away |
The Blue Jays are playing but I won’t likely risk it |
I’m here with a plan to binge on her brisket… |
My mother’s brisket |
So moist and tender |
Always sends me |
On another Shabbos bender |
The onions and carrots look nice |
I don’t need them and potatoes, no dice |
There are only two things that suffice |
My mother and her brisket |
My mother’s brisket |
So silky smooth |
Whatever might happen all week |
There’s nothing quite like it to soothe |
Don’t need a forshpeis or any desserts |
I got no room, my stomach already hurts |
On Monday I’m altering shirts |
Thanks to her brisket |
I want to climb, climb, |
Into her brisket |
I could cry, die |
At the thought of her brisket |
I want to swim in her gravy and thrillingly flailing, I’ll whisk it |
The judges will give all the gold |
To my mother’s brisket |
My mother’s brisket |
Strictly glatt |
The butchers revere her |
Reserving the very, extraordinary, best cut |
Her picture’s on the wall in between Schneerson and Yentl |
Her brisket can make even flossing seem transcendental |
I’m alive, diving |
Into her brisket |
I swoon, spoon |
Her soft sweet brisket |
And if I really get lucky tonight |
Though it’s easy 'cause she loves to spoil |
Shabbos candles will reflect their last light |
In blessed tin foil |
I want to climb, climb |
Into the tin foil |
I can’t wait to get home |
With my tin foil |
I’m gonna run all the red lights |
Pull it over, stop it and frisk it |
I want twenty-five years to life |
With my mother’s brisket |
Solitarily confined to every slice |
Of my mother’s brisket |
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Skid Row (Downtown) ft. Tisha Campbell, Tichina Arnold, Ellen Greene | 1986 |
Nine More Gallons | 2006 |
Parve | 2013 |
Pu-Pu-Pu | 2013 |
I Can't Help It, I Just Like Christmas | 2013 |
Oy, The Mistakes I Made | 2013 |
My Wednesday Balabusta | 2013 |
Live Blogging The Himel Family Bris | 2013 |
The Seven Days Of Shiva | 2013 |
Asian Confusion | 2013 |
Wiggle Room | 2013 |
I Ain't Goin' Nowhere | 2006 |
Wheaties Box | 2006 |
Four More Beers | 2006 |
Three Days Rest | 2006 |
Oh So Bucco | 2006 |
Mean Old Man | 2006 |
Bonus Track | 2006 |
Five Star Motels | 2006 |
Press Pound | 2006 |