Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Live Blogging The Himel Family Bris , by - Rick MoranisRelease date: 13.06.2013
Song language: English
Live Blogging The Himel Family Bris |
| I’m live blogging Marky Himel’s bris |
| I just gave Marky Himel’s Uncle Manny a kiss |
| I’m posting, I’m hosting, I’m filing, I’m sharing |
| That Marky’s Uncle Manny smells a lot like herring |
| I’m live blogging the Himel family bris |
| The mohel just avoided getting hit with Marky’s piss |
| There’s laughter, there’s joy, there’s loving and caring |
| How does this guy do it while everyone is staring |
| I’m live blogging |
| L’chaim blogging |
| Wasn’t Rashi just a blog? |
| The mohel is bandaging Marky Himel’s hog |
| I’m trying to grab a photo to put in on my blog |
| I’m transferring a sound file of Marky Himel screaming |
| It’s drowning out the sound of the chafing dishes steaming |
| There’s blintzes and bialys and cream cheese with chives |
| The mohel’s stuff is separate from the plastic forks and knives |
| There’s coffee and babka, a frozen chocolate log |
| I’m fressing with one hand so I can live blog |
| I’m live blogging |
| Hot diggity dogging |
| Wasn’t the Talmud just a blog? |
| I’m upstairs now and going through some drawers |
| It looks like Michael Himel’s been stealing from the stores |
| No wonder he paid cash for that monstrosity in Quogue |
| I’m scanning all the evidence, it’s right there on my blog |
| Look at these prescriptions, the Himels are depressed |
| No wonder Shelley Himel’s in at least a 14 dress |
| Not a single guest towel, the whole place has a stink |
| I’ll send a thank you email with a Bed and Bath link |
| I’m live blogging |
| L’chaim blogging |
| Wasn’t the Mishna just a blog? |
| I’m live blogging, a virtual addiction |
| Most of it is true but more of it is fiction |
| I’m aggregating, permalinking, tagging what I can |
| I loaded up on pâté but I think it’s really spam |
| I’m live blogging the Himel family bris |
| Their simchas have a record of being hit and miss |
| I’ll take a doggie bag even though I’ve got no dog |
| I got the recipe for Shelley’s frozen chocolate log |
| The recipe’s available by clicking on my blog |
| You can even taste the chocolate log by licking on my blog |
| Be careful if your tongue winds up sticking to my blog |
| I’m live blogging |
| L’chaim blogging |
| Everybody blog |