| There’s an inn of old renown
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| Where they brew a beer so brown
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| Moon came rolling down the hill
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| One Hevnsday night to drink his fill
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| On a three-stringed fiddle there
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| Played the Ostler’s cat so fair
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| The hornèd Cow that night was seen
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| To dance a jig upon the green
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| Called by the fiddle to the
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| Middle of the muddle where the
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| Cow with a caper sent the
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| Small dog squealing
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| Moon in a fuddle went to
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| Huddle by the griddle but he
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| Slipped in a puddle and the
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| World went reeling
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| Downsides went up- hey!
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| Outsides went wide
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| As the fiddle
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| Played a twiddle
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| And the Moon slept till Sterrenday
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| Upsides went west- hey!
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| Broadsides went boom
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| With a twiddle on the fiddle
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| In the middle by the griddle
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| And the Moon slept till Sterrenday
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| Dish from off the dresser pranced
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| Found a spoon and gaily danced
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| Horses neighed and champed their bits
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| For the bloodshot Moon had lost his wits
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| Well, cow jumped over, Dog barked wild
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| Moon lay prone and sweetly smiled
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| Ostler cried, «Play faster, Cat!
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| Because we all want to dance like that."
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| Gambol and totter till you’re
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| Hotter than a hatter and you
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| Spin all akimbo
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| Like a windmill flailing
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| Whirl with a clatter till you
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| Scatter every cotter and the
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| Strings start a-pinging as the
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| World goes sailing
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| Downsides go up- hey!
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| Outsides go wide
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| You can clatter
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| With your platter
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| But the Moon slept till Sterrenday
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| Upsides go west- hey!
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| Broadsides go boom
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| With a batter and a clatter
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| You can shatter every platter
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| But the Moon slept till Sterrenday
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| Fi-fo-fiddle-diddle
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| Fi-fo-fiddle-diddle
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| Hey-yey-yey-yey-oh-ho
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| Hey-yey-yey-yey-oh-ho
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| Hey-hey-din-gen-do
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| Hey-hey-din-geli-do
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| Hoo-rye-and-hott-a-cott-a ho
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| Hoo-rye-and-hott-a-cott-a ho ho
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| Hott-a-cott-a-hotta-ko
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| Hott-a-cott-a-ko-cott-a-ko-ho
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| Fi-fo-fiddle-diddle-hi-ho
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| Fi-fo-fiddle-diddle-hi-ho
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| Ho fiddlee-ding-galli-do
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| Ho fiddlee-ding-galli-do
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| Hoo-rye-hoo-rye oops-oops- ay!
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| Hoo-rye-hoo-rye oops-oops- ay!
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| Hotta-cotta-hotta-cotta-mi-fo-fo
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| Hotta-cotta-hotta-cotta-mi-fo-fo
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| Hotta-cotta-hotta-cotta-hotta-cotta-hotta-cotta-hotta-cotta-hotta-cotta-mi-fo-fo!
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| Downsides go up- hey!
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| Outsides go wide
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| With a twiddle on the fiddle
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| In the middle by the griddle
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| And the Moon slept till Sterrenday
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| Upsides go west- hey!
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| Broadsides go boom
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| With a batter and a clatter
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| You can shatter every platter
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| But the Moon slept till Sterrenday |