Translation of the song lyrics Telešop - Mortal Kombat

Telešop (original)

Kakvih sprava ima, boli glava
Uz kontur jastuk najbolje spavam
Al' ujutru, kad ustanem, ne hrčem!
Zbog Kosmodiska, Super briska
Moja gajba uvek blista
I dok čistim mene leđa ne bole!
Devetocifreni broj sada okrećem
Proizvode nove da pokupujem
Živim brzo, hranim se lako, umirem polako!
Bez tih stvari gura svako, ali ja ne umem tako
Živim brzo, hranim se lako, umirem polako!
Sa novim Aćem muke su vam kraće
I dok pere gaće uštedu vam daće!
Govno će mirisati kao proleće!
Prljava sudopera je kurac živ
Za Mister propera!
Devetocifreni broj sada okrećem
Proizvode nove da pokupujem
Oseti svežinu, u pičku materinu!
Gospođo Božen, pitanje jel može?
Malo direktno, ali je konkretno
Kozmetika vaša čudno se ponaša
Ako smrša se za čas, zašto ne utiče na vas?
Kakvih sranja nude ovih dana
Nemaju stida i nemaju srama
A ti kupuj đubre od njih, retarde!
Kakvih sranja nude ovih dana
Nemaju stida i nemaju srama
A ti kupuj od njih petarde!
Devetocifreni broj sada okrećem
Tržišnu inspekciju da im pošaljem!
Živim sporo, hranim se masno, šta ti nije jasno?
S' društvom pijem, žderem slasno, probaj i ti, nije kasno!
Živim sporo, hranim se masno, šta ti nije jasno?

Telešop (translation)

He has a headache
I sleep best with a contour pillow
But in the morning, when I get up, I don't snore!
Because of Kosmodisk, Super Briska
My crate always shines
And while I'm cleaning my back doesn't hurt!
I'm turning the nine-digit number now
New products to buy
I live fast, I eat easily, I die slowly!
Without those things, everyone pushes, but I can't do that
I live fast, I eat easily, I die slowly!
With the new Ace, your troubles are shorter
And while washing your pants, it will save you money!
Shit will smell like spring!
A dirty sink is a dick alive
For Mr. Proper!
I'm turning the nine-digit number now
New products to buy
Feel the freshness, motherfucker!
Mrs. Bozen, the question is, can I?
A little direct, but concrete
Your cosmetics behave strangely
If you lose weight in an hour, why doesn't it affect you?
What kind of shit they offer these days
They have no shame and no shame
And you buy garbage from them, retards!
What kind of shit they offer these days
They have no shame and no shame
And you buy firecrackers from them!
I'm turning the nine-digit number now
Let me send them a market inspection!
I live slowly, I eat fat, what is not clear to you?
I drink with friends, I eat deliciously, try it too, it's not too late!
I live slowly, I eat fat, what is not clear to you?