Translation of the song lyrics PMS - Mortal Kombat

PMS (original)

Sećam se i sada kako deda mi zbori
O zlu nekom drevnom što i sada ljude mori
Svako muško sazna za tu silu mračnu
Onoga trenutka kada stupi u vezu bračnu
Pričam sada tebi da čuvaš se toga
Kada pun je mesec, noć i diluje se droga
PMS se javlja i počinje tad' frka!
Od silne muke shvataš da je bolje da ga drkaš
Kad sa curom budeš ti obrati pažnju
Od nevažne stvari ona pravi važnu
I kada se to desi znaj da tebi spasa nema
Upao u govna jesi, nevreme se sprema!
PMS je obuzima i iz nje on tada priča
Želiš da te sluša, al' od toga nema ništa!
Da uspeš da je smiriš nemaš neke fore
Cele će ti nedelje od pakla biti gore
Za taj virus Bogom proklet objašnjenja nema
Al' prvi put on dođe kad iz cure raste žena
I pamti, svaki mesec, kada gaće se crvene
Budi spreman, uskoro će besnilo da krene!
Al' za ovaj problem nama ima nade
Sigurnu kuću tražimo od vlade!
Kad se PMS pojavi usred tvoga stana
Pakuj kofere i vrati se za nedelju dana!

PMS (translation)

I still remember my grandfather talking
About an ancient evil that still plagues people
Every man learns about that dark force
The moment he enters into a marital relationship
I'm telling you now to beware of that
When the moon is full, the night and drugs are distributed
PMS appears and then the fuss begins!
You realize from great pain that it is better to jerk off to him
When you're with a girl, you pay attention
From unimportant things she makes important
And when that happens, know that there is no salvation for you
You fell into shit, the storm is coming!
PMS overwhelms her and he talks about it
You want him to listen to you, but there's nothing to it!
You don't have any tricks to calm her down
You'll be worse off from hell all week
There is no explanation for this virus, damn God
But the first time he comes is when a woman grows out of a girl
And he remembers, every month, when his pants turn red
Be ready, the rage will start soon!
But we have hope for this problem
We are asking the government for a safe house!
When PMS shows up in the middle of your apartment
Pack your bags and be back in a week!