Translation of the song lyrics Stereosexual - Mecano

Stereosexual (original)

Cuando me desperté
Y vi otro tío acostado
De espaldas a mi lado me dije «pavo este quien es»
Luego ya razoné
La culpa es del alcohol
Debí mezclar ayer hasta volverme maricón
Y que dirán de mí
Dirán que eres gay
Lo tendré que asumir
No te apures rey
Me aceptarán tal cual
Veras como sí, Stereosexual
Con mi novia no sé
Creo que se lo diré
De forma gradual para que no le sienta mal
Pero por el squash
Es mejor no volver
No sea que un día en las duchas
No me pueda contener
Y que dirán de mí
Dirán que eres gay
Lo tendré que asumir
No te apures rey
Me aceptarán tal cual
Veras como sí, Stereosexual
Por otro lao
Por el lao de atrás
No debe estar tan mal
Pero si es normal
Sí es tanto personal
Pruébalo y veras
Stereosexual
Cuando me había echo la idea
El varón se despertó
Y resulto ser una tía
Con el pelo a lo Grace Jones
Aunque ya se fotocopie
Por delante y por detrás
A mi me sale mas a cuenta
Por un lado nada mas
Y que dirán de mí
Dirán que eres gay
Lo tendré que asumir
No te apures rey
Me aceptarán tal cual
Veras como sí
Stereosexual
Por otro lao
Por el lao de atrás
No debe estar tan mal
Pero si es normal
Sí es tanto personal
Pruébalo y veras
Stereosexual
Stereosexual

(translation)

When I woke up
And I saw another guy laying down
With his back to my side I said to myself "who is this turkey?"
Then I already reasoned
It's the alcohol's fault
I should have mixed yesterday until I became a fagot
And what will they say about me?
They'll say you're gay
I will have to assume
don't rush king
They will accept me as is
You'll see as if, Stereosexual
With my girlfriend I don't know
I think I'll tell him
Gradually so you don't feel bad
But for the squash
It is better not to return
Lest one day in the showers
I can't contain myself
And what will they say about me?
They'll say you're gay
I will have to assume
don't rush king
They will accept me as is
You'll see as if, Stereosexual
on the other hand
from the back
It shouldn't be so bad
But if it's normal
Yes it's so personal
Try it and you will see
stereosexual
When I had the idea
The man woke up
And I turned out to be an aunt
With Grace Jones hair
Although it is already photocopied
Ahead and behind
It comes out more to me
On the one hand nothing more
And what will they say about me?
They'll say you're gay
I will have to assume
don't rush king
They will accept me as is
You will see as yes
stereosexual
on the other hand
from the back
It shouldn't be so bad
But if it's normal
Yes it's so personal
Try it and you will see
stereosexual
stereosexual