| Once I sat in the ICE | 
| She came in just before Lake Constance | 
| She looked at me and stopped in front of me | 
| And said I can see the ticket | 
| She was so beautiful I got dizzy | 
| And I fell in the middle of the train | 
| I hope a solution can be found | 
| 'Cause I've had enough of that | 
| Doctor, doctor, I need some medicine | 
| Doctor, doctor because I'm so shy | 
| When I see one I go pale with fright | 
| Doctor, doctor, prescribe me something | 
| I went to school when I was 5 | 
| To my elementary school teacher | 
| She was as sweet as a fairy | 
| And wanted me to go to the table | 
| I got hot and saw stars | 
| I blushed with excitement | 
| I loved her so terribly | 
| That's why I played dead | 
| Doctor, doctor, I need some medicine | 
| Doctor, doctor because I'm so shy | 
| If I like one I go pale with fright | 
| Doctor, doctor, prescribe me something | 
| (Instrumental) | 
| Doctor, doctor, just take your blood pressure | 
| Otherwise I can forget about love | 
| Doctor, doctor please help me soon | 
| I hope the box office pays for it | 
| Doctor, doctor, I'll sit down | 
| Because I'm not exactly sure right now | 
| Doctor, Doctor, I suddenly feel faint | 
| Is it you? I don't know exactly | 
| doctor, doctor | 
| doctor, doctor | 
| doctor, doctor? | 
| Doctor? | 
| (Thanks to René for the text) |