| Mon hamster se prénomme Cunnilingus
| My hamster's name is Cunnilingus
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| et croyez le ou non.
| and believe it or not.
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| Mais ce gus à tendance à se prendre pour un homme.
| But this guy tends to think he's a man.
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| Je me demande comment il s’y prend,
| I wonder how he does it,
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| mais il s'éprend toujours des femmes
| but he still falls in love with women
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| qui viennent lui chuchoter.
| who come to whisper to him.
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| Cunnilingus mon amour.
| Cunnilingus my love.
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| Elles s'éprennent de lui,
| They fall in love with him,
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| ca ne le surprend pas.
| it doesn't surprise him.
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| Et il se leve la nuit
| And he gets up at night
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| pour se faire parfumer
| to get perfume
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| entre leurs jolis doigts.
| between their pretty fingers.
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| Ah, ce qu’il adore se pendre à ses barreaux
| Ah, what he loves hanging from his bars
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| pour faire croire qu’il est vraiment
| to make believe that he is really
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| le grand roi des pectoraux.
| the big king of pecs.
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| Le problème c’est qu’il voudrait qu’on l’aime,
| The problem is that he would like us to love him,
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| comme s’il était vraiment un homme
| like he really was a man
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| à qui on chuchoterais.
| who would be whispered to.
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| Cunnilingus mon amour!
| Cunnilingus my love!
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| Elles se foutent de lui,
| They don't care about him,
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| ca ne le surprend pas.
| it doesn't surprise him.
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| Quand il danse la nuit
| When he dances at night
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| comme s’il jouait sa vie
| as if he was gambling his life
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| entre leurs jolis doigts.
| between their pretty fingers.
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| Une nuit moi, j’ai trop forcé la dose
| One night I overdid it
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| de parfum pour Cunnilingus
| Perfume for Cunnilingus
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| qui se prend de plus en plus pour un homme.
| who takes himself more and more for a man.
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| Il se mit à lécher tout son corps
| He started licking her whole body
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| pour se laver car vous savez
| to wash because you know
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| on est jamais trop coquet.
| one is never too flirtatious.
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| Il se mit à danser
| He started dancing
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| ca ne nous surprend pas,
| it does not surprise us,
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| comme un grand possédé.
| like someone possessed.
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| Des ailes à ses mollets,
| From the wings to her calves,
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| son corps alcoolisé,
| his alcoholic body,
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| s’est fracassé contre les barreaux de sa cage.
| smashed against the bars of his cage.
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| Beaucoup de sang coulait de ses yeux
| A lot of blood flowed from his eyes
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| et de son doux pelage encore tout bien parfumé.
| and his soft coat still all nicely scented.
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| Une performance jamais égalée
| Unparalleled performance
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| pas meme par Elvis Presley.
| not even by Elvis Presley.
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| Michael Jackson peut aller se rhabiller.
| Michael Jackson can go get dressed.
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| Va te rhabiller Micheal!
| Get dressed Micheal!
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| Oh, aie aie aie aie aie…
| Oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh…
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| Mon hamster se prénommait Cunnilingus
| My hamster was named Cunnilingus
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| et croyez le ou non,
| and believe it or not,
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| mais ce gus se prennait vraiment pour un homme. | but this guy really thought he was a man. |