Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song What's Your Story, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 31.07.2019
Song language: English
What's Your Story |
| Story, story, what’s your story? |
| Story, story, what’s your crime? |
| What got you here? |
| Rage, lust, or fear? |
| We all got a story 'cause we’re doing time |
| Ra ta ta |
| Ra ta ta |
| Ra ta ta |
| Ra ta ta |
| Tell your story |
| Ra ta ta |
| Um. |
| OK, fine |
| My boyfriend had meth in the glove compartment of our car and I got pulled over |
| for something else and a cop found it |
| Ooh! |
| Well, did you dump that good-for-nothing drug planting boyfriend! |
| No, we’re still together. |
| I love him |
| Oh. |
| Well, did you at least tell the cops that it was his meth? |
| I mean, I could have turned him in, but my boyfriend and I have a son. |
| I can’t risk our child having both parents in jail |
| That’s true. |
| That’s a good point |
| Story, story, let’s hear another story |
| Story, story, that one was just sad |
| What does your story say |
| About the patriarch-ay? |
| We all have got stories 'cause we did bad |
| Ra ta ta |
| Ra ta ta |
| Ra ta ta |
| Okay! |
| I stole a sweater from the mall |
| Ooh! |
| Had you been stealing all your life?! |
| Was this the culmination of a life |
| of kleptomania? |
| Or were you doing it to stick it to the problematic fashion |
| industry? |
| No, the heat went out in my apartment and I couldn’t afford a sweater, |
| so I stole one |
| Oh my God, I stole a sweater too! |
| I got two months, how long are you in for? |
| Three years |
| I’m so sorry |
| Story, story, these are barely stories |
| They’re just bleak anecdotes with no start or end |
| Go tell your story |
| Sure, I have a story. |
| I’m in here for murder |
| Ooh! |
| Murder! |
| Juicy! |
| Ra ta ta |
| While I was driving, my daughter texted me that she was in the hospital and I |
| got so distracted that I hit a teenager who was crossing the street and he died |
| Story, story, oh my God with that story |
| Story, story, take away her chair |
| I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry |
| Okay, you know what, I’m just gonna share my story, because you guys aren’t |
| really versed with a sense of story structure, so I’m gonna show you how it’s |
| done |
| I was a no-good, manipulative love addict with undiagnosed borderline |
| personality disorder. |
| I swindled! |
| DRUM! |
| I cheated! |
| DRUM! |
| I put out a hit on my |
| ex-boyfriend's girlfriend! |
| DRUM DRUM! |
| Then, one day, this guy Trent came into |
| my life. |
| He was ironically just like me. |
| And he tried to kill the man I love, |
| so I pushed him off a building! |
| And then, when I plead guilty just for like, |
| metaphorical symbolism, the judge knew I was innocent so she didn’t accept my |
| plea but I wanted to go to jail anyway |
| Wait, what? |
| You don’t have to be here? |
| You chose to be here? |
| Yeah |
| Ra ta ta |
| Ra ta ta |
| Ra ta ta |