Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Time to Seize the Day, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 31.07.2019
Song language: English
Time to Seize the Day |
| When the moment’s come to start anew |
| Set yourself free and finally do |
| The things in life that you are destined for |
| The first step is the hardest part |
| But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t start |
| Take the leap and get right to it |
| Here’s exactly how you do it: |
| You step out the door |
| Then back through the door |
| Sit on the floor and stare at the floor |
| Rock yourself until you feel okay |
| And carpe diem, carpe don’t 'em |
| Time to grab life by the scrotum |
| But first, let’s read some facts about stingrays |
| And then it’s time to seize the day! |
| I wonder if the fridge needs cleaning |
| I haven’t cleaned the fridge for a while |
| I’d hate to leave with a dirty fridge |
| Did I get it all? |
| No, there’s a smidge |
| Maybe I should get a new fridge online |
| Nope, never mind, now it’s time to fly |
| Now I’ll sit right here on my couch |
| Research fridges, I’m no slouch |
| It’s getting dark, the time just got away |
| I could still go out, it’s not too late |
| But first I need to masturbate |
| To some porn, preferably male and gay |
| And then it’s time to seize the day |
| (Spoken interlude) |
| Hey, Brad, what are you doing in this locker room? |
| Showering again. |
| What are you doing here, Thad? |
| I play football here with you, remember? |
| Yeah, I remember. |
| Everyone get out. |
| I gotta talk to Thad |
| These guys! |
| (Song) |
| You… just… take… |
| One step forward, two steps |
| No, two steps forward, four steps back |
| Five more steps back and now I’m back in bed |
| Okay, now I’m ready to go |
| They’re delivering my new fridge, though |
| Where’s that fridge? |
| I can’t wait around all day |
| I have to go out and make my big foray |
| Here I am, standing at the doorway |
| It’s finally time to seize the day |
| (But first, more porn!) |