Lyrics Sports Analogies - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Scott Michael Foster, Vincent Rodriguez III

Sports Analogies

We’re down for the count
It’s down to the wire
We can’t drop the ball
We gotta aim a little higher
'Cause when we’re on the ropes
And it’s our turn at bat
We gotta throw a Hail Mary
Gotta go to the mat
Sports analogies
Sports analogies
We’ve found the common ground
In all men’s personalities
We talk a big game
That’s how we relate
It’s the easiest way for men to
Communicate
Hike!
It’s par for the course
When you’re in the home stretch
To swing for the fences
With a full court press
We’re on the one yard line
Inches to go
So you’ll pitch and I’ll catch
'Cause it’s our lead to blow
Let’s use more
Sports analogies
Sports analogies
They help men cope with life’s
Harsh realities
Let’s spew more clichés
'Til we run out the clock
Just keep your eye on the ball
The puck
And my shuttlecock
Hey!
Sometimes, when we watch sports,
We get sad
And we make it seem like
We’re sad about the sports
But we’re not really crying
About the game at all
Who really cares about
A game of basketball
We’re sad about our dads
We couldn’t talk to our dads
Unless we used
Sports analogies
Sports analogies
Men feel safe with these
Empty generalities
Let’s go for the gold
And then we’ll hit the lockers
We’re american men
We like all sports
Except for soccer
'Cause soccer’s just a bunch
Of foreigners running around
Yeah!