Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sports Analogies, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 31.07.2019
Song language: English
Sports Analogies |
| We’re down for the count |
| It’s down to the wire |
| We can’t drop the ball |
| We gotta aim a little higher |
| 'Cause when we’re on the ropes |
| And it’s our turn at bat |
| We gotta throw a Hail Mary |
| Gotta go to the mat |
| Sports analogies |
| Sports analogies |
| We’ve found the common ground |
| In all men’s personalities |
| We talk a big game |
| That’s how we relate |
| It’s the easiest way for men to |
| Communicate |
| Hike! |
| It’s par for the course |
| When you’re in the home stretch |
| To swing for the fences |
| With a full court press |
| We’re on the one yard line |
| Inches to go |
| So you’ll pitch and I’ll catch |
| 'Cause it’s our lead to blow |
| Let’s use more |
| Sports analogies |
| Sports analogies |
| They help men cope with life’s |
| Harsh realities |
| Let’s spew more clichés |
| 'Til we run out the clock |
| Just keep your eye on the ball |
| The puck |
| And my shuttlecock |
| Hey! |
| Sometimes, when we watch sports, |
| We get sad |
| And we make it seem like |
| We’re sad about the sports |
| But we’re not really crying |
| About the game at all |
| Who really cares about |
| A game of basketball |
| We’re sad about our dads |
| We couldn’t talk to our dads |
| Unless we used |
| Sports analogies |
| Sports analogies |
| Men feel safe with these |
| Empty generalities |
| Let’s go for the gold |
| And then we’ll hit the lockers |
| We’re american men |
| We like all sports |
| Except for soccer |
| 'Cause soccer’s just a bunch |
| Of foreigners running around |
| Yeah! |