| We’re down for the count
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| It’s down to the wire
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| We can’t drop the ball
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| We gotta aim a little higher
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| 'Cause when we’re on the ropes
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| And it’s our turn at bat
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| We gotta throw a Hail Mary
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| Gotta go to the mat
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| Sports analogies
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| Sports analogies
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| We’ve found the common ground
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| In all men’s personalities
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| We talk a big game
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| That’s how we relate
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| It’s the easiest way for men to
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| Communicate
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| Hike!
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| It’s par for the course
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| When you’re in the home stretch
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| To swing for the fences
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| With a full court press
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| We’re on the one yard line
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| Inches to go
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| So you’ll pitch and I’ll catch
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| 'Cause it’s our lead to blow
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| Let’s use more
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| Sports analogies
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| Sports analogies
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| They help men cope with life’s
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| Harsh realities
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| Let’s spew more clichés
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| 'Til we run out the clock
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| Just keep your eye on the ball
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| The puck
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| And my shuttlecock
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| Hey!
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| Sometimes, when we watch sports,
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| We get sad
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| And we make it seem like
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| We’re sad about the sports
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| But we’re not really crying
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| About the game at all
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| Who really cares about
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| A game of basketball
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| We’re sad about our dads
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| We couldn’t talk to our dads
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| Unless we used
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| Sports analogies
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| Sports analogies
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| Men feel safe with these
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| Empty generalities
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| Let’s go for the gold
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| And then we’ll hit the lockers
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| We’re american men
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| We like all sports
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| Except for soccer
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| 'Cause soccer’s just a bunch
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| Of foreigners running around
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| Yeah! |