Lyrics I Go to the Zoo - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Scott Michael Foster

I Go to the Zoo

Uh!
Feeling low I need some time to think
By myself, I pour another drink
So many thoughts keep running through my head
I can’t stay here, I hit the club instead
I’m poppin' bottles just to clear my mind
Bitches up on me and they looking fine
We doing lines they wanna go all night (Go all night)
But deep inside there’s something still ain’t right
So then…
I go to the zoo!
Just kinda wander 'round the zoo
I look at the monkeys
Their eyes look like my eyes
It’s so relaxing at the zoo (zoo, zoo, zoo)
Sayin' «what's up» to kangaroos
My boys awake 'cause they nocturnal
I really, really like the zoo
Next night I got this bitch up in my 'rari
We drinkin' Cris, we eating calamari
She trying to give me neck, this life insane
But there’s only one thing that can ease my pain
I tell her «get the hell out» then
I go to the zoo in San Diego!
It’s really such a better zoo
My favorite’s probably the cheetahs
But I ain’t messin' with no zebra
I know the night guard at the zoo
His name is Ron, my man’s legit
He knows that I love Panda canyon
Sometimes he lets me bottle feed the cub
Man…
When’s it gonna stop?
When’s it gonna end?
Sometimes even the zoo isn’t enough
So then…
I go to the aquarium!
It’s like a zoo for fishies
I know the night guard there too!
Wait!
What the hell happened to Susan?
He kicks me out, here’s what I do…
I take my ass back to the zoo!