Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Research Me Obsessively, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 02.03.2017
Song language: English
Research Me Obsessively |
| Research me obsessively |
| Uh-huh! |
| Find out everything you can about me |
| You know you want to dig for me relentlessly |
| Uh-huh! |
| Using every available search tool and all forms of social media |
| : Yes… |
| You know you want to look at my Instagram |
| But it’s private |
| So Google me until you find out where I went to high school |
| And then set up a fake Instagram account |
| Using the name and the photo |
| Of someone that went to my high school |
| And hope that I remember that person a little bit |
| : Ah, no… |
| Then request access to my private Instagram |
| From the fake account |
| And in the meantime, scour my work Instagram account |
| 'Cause that one’s public |
| Research me obsessively |
| Uh-huh! |
| Find an actual picture of my parents' house on Google Maps |
| You know you want to hunt for me tirelessly |
| Uh-huh! |
| It’s not stalking 'cause the information is all technically public |
| : That’s true, that’s true! |
| : Very true |
| Check out every guy I used to date |
| And deduce who broke up with who |
| Based on the hesitation in our smiles |
| So many unanswered questions |
| Did I go to the University of Texas? |
| Am I an EMT? |
| Is that my obituary, in which I’m survived by my loving husband Eddie of fifty |
| years, children Susan and Matthew, and grandchild Stephanie? |
| Wait, no, that’s just all people with my same name |
| : Oh! |
| Or is it? |
| Pay only $ 9.99 on a background check website to know for sure |
| : I’ll do it, yeah |
| : Yah! |
| So don’t stop |
| Just research me obsessively |
| Uh-huh! |
| And in lieu of flowers |
| Donate to other me’s favorite charity |
| : Aw! |
| Research me |
| Just research me |
| And research me |
| And research me |
| Oops, it’s three days later |