Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Research Me Obsessively, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast.
Date of issue: 02.03.2017
Song language: English
Research Me Obsessively |
Research me obsessively |
Uh-huh! |
Find out everything you can about me |
You know you want to dig for me relentlessly |
Uh-huh! |
Using every available search tool and all forms of social media |
: Yes… |
You know you want to look at my Instagram |
But it’s private |
So Google me until you find out where I went to high school |
And then set up a fake Instagram account |
Using the name and the photo |
Of someone that went to my high school |
And hope that I remember that person a little bit |
: Ah, no… |
Then request access to my private Instagram |
From the fake account |
And in the meantime, scour my work Instagram account |
'Cause that one’s public |
Research me obsessively |
Uh-huh! |
Find an actual picture of my parents' house on Google Maps |
You know you want to hunt for me tirelessly |
Uh-huh! |
It’s not stalking 'cause the information is all technically public |
: That’s true, that’s true! |
: Very true |
Check out every guy I used to date |
And deduce who broke up with who |
Based on the hesitation in our smiles |
So many unanswered questions |
Did I go to the University of Texas? |
Am I an EMT? |
Is that my obituary, in which I’m survived by my loving husband Eddie of fifty |
years, children Susan and Matthew, and grandchild Stephanie? |
Wait, no, that’s just all people with my same name |
: Oh! |
Or is it? |
Pay only $ 9.99 on a background check website to know for sure |
: I’ll do it, yeah |
: Yah! |
So don’t stop |
Just research me obsessively |
Uh-huh! |
And in lieu of flowers |
Donate to other me’s favorite charity |
: Aw! |
Research me |
Just research me |
And research me |
And research me |
Oops, it’s three days later |