
Date of issue: 19.07.2018
Song language: English
My Friend's Dad |
{REBECCA] |
I just made a new buddy |
He and I bonded right away |
It was a piece of cake |
With no emotional stakes |
I got only good things to say |
About my friend’s dad |
My friend’s dad |
It’s all the fun of having a dad |
Without the painful history |
She has fun |
And he’s a literal drunk |
But that don’t bother me |
'Cause he’s not my dad |
He’s my friend’s dad |
It’s the healthiest relationship I’ve had with a man |
That fact I must confess |
He doesn’t push my buttons |
Except the buttons on this cute dress |
Doot, doot, doot |
It’s nothing but platonic |
His bigotry’s ironic |
(Spoken interlude) |
I like you. |
You barely complain, for a Jewish |
Oh, you! |
(Song) |
If we were related |
We’d probably fight a lot |
Wait, what about Jews? |
Here, have some more booze! |
What was I saying? |
Oh, well! |
I forgot |
Glug glug! |
My friend’s dad |
My friend’s dad |
And when she’s not around |
I think about her naked |
Huh? |
Nothing, kiddo |
My friend’s dad! |
Artist lyrics: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
Artist lyrics: Rachel Bloom