Lyrics My Friend's Dad - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Rachel Bloom, Eddie Pepitone

My Friend's Dad

{REBECCA]
I just made a new buddy
He and I bonded right away
It was a piece of cake
With no emotional stakes
I got only good things to say
About my friend’s dad
My friend’s dad
It’s all the fun of having a dad
Without the painful history
She has fun
And he’s a literal drunk
But that don’t bother me
'Cause he’s not my dad
He’s my friend’s dad
It’s the healthiest relationship I’ve had with a man
That fact I must confess
He doesn’t push my buttons
Except the buttons on this cute dress
Doot, doot, doot
It’s nothing but platonic
His bigotry’s ironic
(Spoken interlude)
I like you.
You barely complain, for a Jewish
Oh, you!
(Song)
If we were related
We’d probably fight a lot
Wait, what about Jews?
Here, have some more booze!
What was I saying?
Oh, well!
I forgot
Glug glug!
My friend’s dad
My friend’s dad
And when she’s not around
I think about her naked
Huh?
Nothing, kiddo
My friend’s dad!