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Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song JAP Battle [Reprise], artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 31.07.2019
Song language: English
JAP Battle [Reprise] |
| All of our lives you were toxic |
| Obnoxious |
| Now though, you’ve brought me from nauseous to naches |
| I’m proud of you, Bunch |
| You’re a grown-up, you got this |
| Kol hakavod, you’re a goddess |
| Me?! |
| But you’re so responsible |
| Career’s on sizzle |
| Husband, ditto |
| Three great kiddos |
| You’ve got competence, class |
| Plus a skinny-ass waist |
| And a toned-ass ass |
| Well, you’ve got a free spirit, which I see and commend |
| So, like 2 Chainz without the «NZ» at the end |
| I wish you double chai |
| For following the tug |
| Of the heart behind your 36 triple-D jugs |
| Wow, what a boost for my confidence! |
| Yeah, I mean, I gotta give it up |
| I’m pretty good at giving compliments |
| Nice bubble, Bubbeleh, I really hate to pop it |
| But nobody’s got a plaudit any hotter than I drop it |
| This is… |
| A JAP praise fight |
| Half affirmation |
| Half cage fight |
| Killing you with kindness |
| Yeah, you’re dang right |
| It’s a head-to-head yasher koach mazel tov off |
| You know what? |
| Let’s squash it, you’re awesome |
| Seconded! |
| Same! |
| Rebecca-wise, my game recognize game |
| Thanks, I appreciate that |
| Yeah, I mean, there’s a reason I’m called «Esteem queen Levine» |
| Can it with the accolades-slash-shade-catapulting |
| You are the one who is great at adulting |
| All your hard work, ultimately resulting in triumph |
| Damn, that’s some sneaky insulting |
| Skip the emotional judo |
| I am the B. Knowles-Carter of kudos |
| I’m the Lebron James of acclaim |
| Then you might as well call me the Michelle of the kvell |
| Go to hell! |
| This is… |
| A JAP cheer scrimmage |
| Like a rap battle |
| But the mirror image |
| Both of us’ll feel great |
| When we’re finished |
| Giving a dope-slap of dap to this JAP… |
| (Spoken) |
| Which does stand for Jewish-American Princess, a term that, on one hand, |
| does reinforce negative, negative stereotypes about both Jews and women but, |
| on the other hand, is a term that we want to reclaim and own. |
| Also, |
| should acknowledge that me saying «dap to this jap» is appropriative and a |
| little problematic, if we’re being honest |
| (Sung) |
| This is touchy stuff and it’s pretty complicated |
| But I noticed the dynamic and I thought that I should name it |
| Just like I hated you, but now I kinda like you |
| This song’s another thing I can see two sides to |
| Terrific self-awareness |
| Knock it off, Audra! |
| You never stop, do you? |
| Can’t and don’t wanna |
| You’re a wonderful lady |
| But an insufferable baby |
| Should we make out? |
| What?! |
| No! |
| Maybe… |