| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad
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| If you’re not in my crew, you’re green with envy
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| 'Cause no one’s a nasty little freak like me
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| Put on the leather jacket that I got on sale
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| Smoke old weed that’s super-stale
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| Take an old pain pill from when my toe was broken
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| Can’t find coke, so I snort ibuprofen
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| (Spoken)
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| Oh my God! |
| Oh, why did I do that?
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| (Sung)
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad
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| Big night out, never felt more alive-r
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| We get cut off by a student driver
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| I tell the Uber guy, «Race that bitch!»
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| As I rant about Lilo & Stitch
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| That movie is cinematic art
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| Ooh, pull over, there’s a taco cart!
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, Lilo’s sad
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| (Spoken Interlude)
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| Have you seen Lilo & Stitch? |
| It’s so good! |
| You haven’t? |
| Why? |
| Wait,
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| what were you doing in 2002 when it came out? |
| Were you sad about 9/11?
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| I was sad about 9/11 too, but Lilo & Stitch honestly really helped me through
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| it
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| (Sung)
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| You’re so sad that you’re not this cool
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| Your happy smile makes you look like a fool
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| You’re so sad that you don’t roll with me
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| To quote Stitch, «Ohana means family!»
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad
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| I’m not sad, you’re sad |