Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Fuckton Of Cats, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 19.07.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Fuckton Of Cats |
| It’s come to this |
| Like I knew it would |
| Since I’m now |
| Single for good |
| I know just what |
| I gotta do |
| I gotta go get myself |
| A fuckton of cats! |
| A fuckton of cats! |
| A fuckton of cats! |
| Way too many cats! |
| When you’re a permanent bachelorette |
| It’s mandatory that you go out and get |
| A fuckton of cats! |
| Oh yeah! |
| I walk myself down to the lonely lady cat store |
| The smell is overwhelming inside |
| This is the future smell of my house |
| It’s the smell of my dreams that have died |
| I walk up to the cat shelf |
| Where the cats are labeled big and small |
| The sales lady asks, «Is there one you like?» |
| And I state, «I'll take them all!» |
| I want a fuckton of cats! |
| Meow! |
| A fuckton of cats! |
| Gimme a fuckton of cats! |
| Meow! |
| A fuckton of cats! |
| Meow! |
| The sales lady’s pumped |
| She’s closing early |
| And heading home to her sad walk-up apartment |
| Filled with her own fuckton of cats! |
| Meow, meow, meow |
| That she got at a discount |
| Meow, meow, meow |
| 'Cause she works at the cat store |
| Meow, meow, meow |
| Meow, meow, meow |
| Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow |
| Why have cats, over time, become |
| Synonymous with loneliness? |
| We gotta work on our collective image |
| We need a new publicist |
| The ironic part is we’re not that friendly |
| If you’re lonely, we might make it worse |
| Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day |
| Have you considered getting a dog? |
| Nope! |
| I want a fuckton of you guys! |
| Okay, we warned you |
| A fuckton of cats! |
| We’re gonna ruin your couch |
| There’s a lot of evidence that |
| Organisms in cat poop make you crazy |
| Yes, we saw that article in the Atlantic |
| And then we peed on the Atlantic |
| But I still want a fuckton of cats! |