Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Etta Mae's Lament, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 31.07.2019
Song language: English
Etta Mae's Lament |
| I’m the local lady of the evening |
| And though I like my men and my booze |
| I pray to above |
| That I’ll find true love |
| But no one wants a lady who’s used |
| Oh, can someone lasso me a husband? |
| I’m nothing without a husband |
| The menfolk give me a dollar and a smile |
| But that don’t lead to walkin' down the aisle |
| Hey cowboy, can you lasso me a husband? |
| Though my lover count is over a dozen |
| Yes, the kissin' is fun and the wine is sweet |
| But what I really want at night is to rub a farmer’s feet |
| Get me off of my back and standin' up straight |
| So I can be the type of lady that you’re not ashamed to date |
| Get me out of the cathouse and into the kitchen |
| I’ll wear white and pray to martyrs |
| I’ll trade in my guns and garters |
| 'Cause there are only two types of women |
| (Me and virgins you commit to) |
| Can someone lasso me a husband? |
| Why are you all bein' so stubborn? |
| I’m angry and pleased |
| And a little bit diseased |
| But you can cure my ills with a husband |